EoFF Issue 27

Ok its quite simple, on most best selling books and films you find a tag line froma magazine reviewing it. I have included a few examples, post what your magazines tag line would be of EoFF (only make one for yourself and only make one). Oh and if I made one with your name feel free to make your own, i just wanted to make some examples up :)

Examples:
an instant EoFF classic, 10/10 (Archie Media)
Something I couldn't put down ***** Stars (Misfit Press)
A shockingly pleasurable read (The daily BoB)
I bought this book with the intention of reading but had to leave halfway though (Kirk 81 ltd)
I thought this was Pron (Big Hooters monthly)
A book I couldn't put down, Littrally they chained me to it (Lezza monthly)
I bought this book a few times but each time they took it away from me (Chu Issue 52)

I stopped eating, sleeping, urinating and excreting waste for six days ~Raine's Rant

This... book left me horrified. I literally... Could not sleep at night... And that was only from the horrid painting on the front-cover. - Nait's Nine

"I had to keep running because Kuja wanted it. I finally just had to give to him - then he decided to kill himself. 10/10" -The following names have been Erased, so you can't see them. (SPOILER)I can't beleive you looked. *mensions a random name* eestlinc.

(Yeah, its not that good. I like Baloki's better ^^)

"A book so good, you'll forget about everything. Family, friends, food... they all pale when compared to this book" - DPC Daily

Could be better. Or this reviewer could just not be so lazy. - Copenhagen Times

"I have a rash." - Dammit, It's Back Again Monthly

"This book costs the same as a snorkel. It's easy to choose between the two. SNORKEL." ~ Psychoticville Times.

"Confseing, exting and all around good. This book left me questioning if all humans are this strange."- Kana's life monthly

I want my fifteen minutes back. - Shoy

This book will remould your perception of reality and change the way you look at our universe forever. However, the font size is too large. 0/10 - The Critic's Critique

There are books that are... Earth-shattering. And there are books that create... Fireworks in your mind. This book... Is not one of them. - Nait's Nine

If I had to choose between reading this book and pulling my hair out one at a time....oh wait, no need, they're the same experience. - The View by Lou

"This read is truely an earth-shattering experience. I laughed the whole way through. Until I died." - Monthly Giggles

"In all honesty, it bored me so much I ended up using it to start a fire. *****'s for a valiant effort at making a roaring fire" - The Meat Puppet