ODE TO CHOCOLATE

So little which makes the world again,
Bright as a candle upon a nightly glen,
Chocolate, thou art from Above,
You fill me with the Divine, th'Earthly and Love;
Would this dreary life come to an end,
Without thee, or just trod on, wi' no joy to lend?

Parts of milk and cocoa and perfection,
You are the Emperor of Sugar, God of Confections,
Before thee stands no man or treat,
Who could ever be so god damn sweet,
As thou, my Lover, my Lord, and my Master,
Who is dark as the earth, or white alabaster.

OK HELP ME OUT HERE. >:O WE NEED TO PRAISE THE CHOCOLATE.

Chocolate gives me heartburn. ;_;

Chocolate is one of my favorite things in the world. Too bad I suc kat poetry :(

Chocolate is my favorite thing,
It makes me want to laugh and sing.
Too much chocolate?
NO SUCH THING.

Tada! n_n

Onle Caramel and Aero chocolate is good! :upsidedow

'Twas then, a dreary autumn eve,
I crumbled in the nadir of my life.
Like sand draining through a sieve,
My happiness left, replaced by strife.

'Twas then, a figure did emerge,
Her shapely form did quite please mine eye.
Gazing at her I felt a sudden surge,
As if my body was revitalized.

'Twas then, enveloped inside her chest,
Like a waking dream, she faded away.
"Open your hand" her voice did suggest,
As the sun came up and brought on the day.

'Twas then, as I gazed at the marvel,
That rest in my hand, like a magical spell.
Succulent layers of white, brown, and marble,
"Chocolate", I pronounced, and all was well.

Time elapsed since conception: 4 minutes 31 seconds.

"Chocolate I love you
Chocolate thou are so few
Chocolate is my dearest friend
Chocolate please stop this abusement" :D :D

Here is a rhyming poem. About chocolate. I wrote it in the future. As in, the next few seconds. Here it is!

I like eating chocolate.
It is better than... rock...foot.
It is made out of really cool stuff
Possibly turtles. Tall ones.

I'm currently Poet of the Year in Armenia. :greenie:

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpi...ocolate1,0.jpg

I want chocolate hair.


http://www.spiralandcircle.com/chocolate%20bar.jpg

Little chocolate bear.
Do you wish you had chocolate hair?
Little chocolate bear.
Why do people stare?
Little chocolate bear.
WTF, YOU AREN'T WEARING UNDERWEAR?
Little chocolate bear.
Oh contraire!


My best work yet!

Chocolate haiku.

The food of the gods
Proof that heaven does exist
Chocolate, we praise.

All chocolate is good except for bum chocolate, but we're not gonna go into that :eek:

Anyway I probably eat more chocolate (the good kind not the bum kind) in a day than everyone else does in their lifetimes. I love chocolate (again the good kind) it's the only thing holding me together... No really my joints are made from chocolate (good chocolate) :D

My joints are made from marijuana. What craziness are you smoking?

Chocolate makes for good binging when you're down. Cheaper then petrol anyway.

Chocolate helps sedate the stomach after downing a whole habaniero pepper.

Chocolate! I like you.
You do not taste like my shoe.
I could tread a thousand miles,
and still, your flavor would give me smiles.
But were you taken away
I would cry for you everyday.

I WOULD CUT OUT MY HEART AND CRY BLOOD MAGGOT TEARS FOR YOU DEMISE OH WHY DID FATE CHOOSE YOU MY LITTLE SUICIDE ANGEL DEMON CUTTER LOVE CHILD MEMORY.

(That was my attempt at goth poetry)

Dark Chocolate Toblerone > all