Playing silly buggers...

This is a little premature, but a few months back, our linkshell leader took off for the army, and I'm planning things to do when he gets back. If I'm on when he gets back, and he says "What's up?" the first thing I'll say is "The Beastmen won. All hail our Orcish overlords"

Another thing to try is say that Prince Pieuje and Prince Trion turned out to be homosexual lifemates, but they were killed when the Orcs took Chateau d'Oraguille.

Any other ideas?

Suprise welcome back party? ^^;

Get everyone in the LS to change to the exact same job as him. When he logs in and sees the linklist, tell him all the other jobs were removed.