To my good friends, I leave...

I don't know about your middle school year books, but in mine, the 8th graders always got to make a will. For example, they'd say things like:

To Josh, I leave: Chocolate milk chunks, "Sexy beast!", and my 6th grade term paper.
Lacy, I leave: OMG HE IS SO HOT, good times, all my old barbies, and soap operas.

Stupid things like that. They'd leave them inside jokes, really.


Now, if you were to leave a will like this to your fellow EoFFers, who would you leave what?

You can leave as many people as many things as you want. Inside jokes, items, anything.

To the womens I leave my pants. Because I need them ironed.

To Spiff...I'd leave my iron. :)

i left nothing to the class bellow me.They called me greedy at graduation.Well,to the EOFFers,i again leave nothing. :p

To my friends and EoFF'ers, I shall leave my arse. You can do whatever you please with it; see if I care. Cuz I don't.

Del Murder " SUPER DELETE ", here's my head, maybe you can use it to close threads with.


(SPOILER) just kidding HAHAHAHA

To my fellow EoFF'es, I leave whatever I have in my pocket at the time. And better yet, I'll let you all fight for it.

To Giggles, I leave my camera, with hopes she can put it to better use than I have.
To everyone else- I have nothing else to give. :(

I'd leave my admin account to edczxcvbnm, that's for sure!

Seriously, though, I will actually include a few EoFF members in my will (when I finally bother to write it). Dunno exactly who or what but hey, they'll be there. Who knows... YOU might be able to have my EoFF hair collection!

To BoB I would leave my pills I take to keep me from going insane, because he obviously doesn't have any.

I would leave the power of the enforce to my once apprentice Bahamut2000X.

I would leave my fantasy baseball knowledge to Spuuky, because he needs it.

I would leave my Cid's Knight position to Calliope, so she can have ulimited pms.

To Linus I would leave my Ciddies trophies.

To Shlup I would leave custody of the lovechild we had together.

To eestlinc I would leave nothing because he would also be dead.

To Dixie:

I leave my body in the name of science for your disposal for dissection.

Ooh, that's a good point. I would leave my body to Bleys, since he was looking for a cadaver sorta recently.

My collection of ducks to Psychotic.

My computer for Rye, because she needs it :love:.

My anime and manga collection to Baloki.

My diary to anyone who wants my sercets :p.

My hentai and yaoi collection to Fuzakeru.

Lastly, my yuri collection to Joel.

To the Spam Brigade: I leave you number 3. Give it to L_D and promote someone else to number 4.

To Del: I leave you my Dodgers cap.

To Calliope: I leave all my Pink Floyd albums. :D

To eest: I leave all my classical music that I will no doubt aquire in years to come when my tastes become more sophisticated.

To Dr Unne: I leave my copy of Windows XP.

To RSL: I leave my shaving kit.

To BoB: I leave The Pimp.

To Leeza: I leave a few nalisniki.

To Shlup: I leave nothing.

To clout: I leave Windows ME.

To Raistlin: I leave my body.

To the rest of you: I leave you with the satisfaction that I'm gone.

Oh! I would leave Yams my half ownership in the Spam Brigade. How could I forget that?