19 years and about 9 months ago a couple of people had sex

And thanks to those people, we have our favourite member, BORT!

I mean bert. Bert turns 19 which means we get to pinch his bum 22 times (three times for good luck, good fortune, and long life).

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it was 19years and 10 months ago :p (I was late) thanks :D

So you must've been a chunky baby, eh?

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No. 7lbs 7oz

I was an 8 lbs baby. I win!

Fatty!

Happy freaking birthday shakedude.

happy birthday dude :choc:

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Originally Posted by Escobar

Fatty!

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I'm not fat I'm:

-Festively Plump
-Pleasantly Plump
-Chunky
-Bloated
-Big-Boned
-Hefty

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Happy birthday, Bert. :) :cat:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BERT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUU

Happy Birthday Berty Werty! I'd get you a present if we weren't divorced. But we are. So pay me alimony.

Aw, what the heck! No alimony today! Just for you :D