What I learned on late night TV.

I can chop concrete into powder in my Unltimate Chopper in mere seconds and THE BLADE WON'T DULL!


Yup.

I can spray paint my bald spot.

I didn't learn nothing... I didn't watch t.v. yesterday, I am to busy now with school! :mad:, why do they have to start? :cry:

I learnt all about Tibetan plateau nomads. :upsidedow

Have anybody seen this? You can make your pee-pee really long with a pill. And there's HOT GIRLS WHO SAY THEY LIKE A BIG PEE-PEE!

:o

That's on daytime television, PG.

I learnt what wretched lives gladiators led. (I watched the Gladiator on TV :D )

I learnt that there's a sport called "baseball"! It's wacky. The aim of the game is to assault a ball with big sticks while wearing hats, as it has surely committed a crime against hattery. Lots of people go to watch the ball being punished. It's kinda cool, and is on at like, 3 AM! :elk:

You know what I learned from late night TV. That I don't watch it.

I can use my kitchen knifes to cut slate.

I learned I can wear a special kind of tights to lose weight.

It's amazing.

Why cut wood with a knife when shattering it with my hand works well?