I just sneezed.

Someone say 'God bless you'. My dog would, but she is not a Billy-Bumbler, and therefore incapable of human speech. And if you don't then my soul is going to crawl out of my nose and float into the waiting arms of the Dark Lord Satan where it will be shredded to bits between flaming steel knives of dispair and then eaten by flaming ravenous hellhounds and then pooped out and I don't want my soul to be hell hound poop.

So hurry.

God bless you.

Thanks, love.

I'll sell you my soul for $10.

Way to breathe, no breath.