Spanking the monkey

Ok, who's got enough pride to admit openly that they flog the dolphin on a regular basis? I would hope most of you. Come on, you know you all do it. After all, studies show that 94% choke the chicken, and the other 6% lie about it. It's probably different for women.... like only 93% of them do it. But come on, admit it. You know you want to.

Also, here's a GIF of Shigeru Miyamoto in a really happy mood. Perhaps he just got done polishing Darth Vader's helmet. Who knows?

http://img8.exs.cx/img8/9171/miyamoto.gif

This type of thread is probably not suited for the family image we try to keep. Sorry.