That's ONE way to enrich the human gene pool...

I swiped this off of another message board. (Warning: Gross) -SD

The boys at work figure that he's a Sympatico member. We're presently trying to locate his account.

WHAT!?!? HAHAHA! HOW!? How do you.... Ugh I don't get it!

Was he blind?

Well, he's definitely down ONE eye.

If I did that I'd go ahead and cut off my other head immediately after.

Seriously, thats gotta suck...and be humiliation nation...gah gross. :( :moomba: :p

EDIT: Omg I just understood the title of the thread...LOL.

wtf was he tripping?

I doubt he was going to ever use it again anyway.

Ok if he cuts it off thinking it's a chicken neck won't the pain in his loins give away the fact that's not a chicken neck?

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Originally Posted by Joel

Ok if he cuts it off thinking it's a chicken neck won't the pain in his loins give away the fact that's not a chicken neck?

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Hmm...a certain quote comes to mind...

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Originally Posted by The Drill Sergeant on Full Metal Jacket

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB NUTS!?

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He's obviously lying. I'm sure interspecies intercourse plays a role in this.

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Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff

He's obviously lying. I'm sure interspecies intercourse plays a role in this.

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Spiff you shouldn't pick your father like that.

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Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff

He's obviously lying. I'm sure interspecies intercourse plays a role in this.

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XD

I think its

"Whats your major malfunction seargent"

but EEEEEWWW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWWW. And wouldnt he feel the wood block BEFORE he chopped.

I heard aobut this in school

umm...how? HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW?!

This is a cover up for something alot more wierd he was doing, has to be. It takes too much effort to mistake a Penis for a chicken neck while you are wearing underwear.

Just trying to cut off the chicken neck eh? SUUUURE that's what they ALL say!