My microwave is possessed

My microwave is possessed and is now trying to communicate to me by beeping. I think it might be talking in morse code but I am far too lazy to decipher it. And whenever I start ignoring it, it starts beeping like crazy trying to get my attention. I think it might also be in control of my oven, because my oven has risen to high heat without me even turning the dial. And the problem is, I can't cook my food, because the microwave being possessed, it's too busy trying to talk to me to cook my food. :mad2:

So, have you or your kitchen appliances been haunted or possessed by a ghost? And how did you get rid of it? I'm hungry.

My oven barks at me :(

The water from my sink tap was brown and viscous once.

Also, the mini-freezer on top of my fridge spins around and telepathically throws all the stuff in the kitchen around.

My gas stove does.

You know that flick you have to flick to light the gas? Well sometimes it'll flick by itself for like over an hour ..."flick,flick,flick,flick"... It's SO creepy.

My sink makes a burping sound sometimes, no joke.

But I do have a haunted corner of my living room which I think is posessed by demons because it's a bare corner behind my couch and if something happens to fall or roll back there you will never see it again. I lost a YakBak (little Toy I had when I was 12), a cordless phone battery, a pair of sunglasses, a pair of headphones, and a Linken Park CD in it.

I'm possessed.

My sink once exploded. That was in my bathroom though. It was 3am and I went in to get ready for work and when I turned the knob it broke and water started shooting up onto the ceiling. It was funny.

I think my gramma may still be hanging around here, even though she's dead. Sometimes there's pee in the toilet and it isnt mine xD

Yeah, I thought my microwave was possessed once but he said he was just having a bad day.

Who cares if Del's microwave is possessed? he could just delete it anyway, right?

Don't let him hear that. He can be a bit cranky in the evenings.

http://www.geocities.com/halanbl/microhell.txt

I'm scared!

*laughs histerically* ~sorry just getting mental pictures

Spiff, you can't just go using images that you created for me two years ago, even if you did make it. Especially since it features MY OWN demonic microwave, my foonut, and a portrait of myself.

I just find it odd that such a picture actually has a use.

*freaks out* WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!??!?!!! :eek: :confused: