Do, Dump, or Marry?

The name of the game is "Do, Dump, or Marry?"

Three names will be posted. You pick which one of the three you would do, which one of the three you would dump, and which one of the three you would marry. Explanations for choices are optional. Once you have responded, you post three names for somebody else to respond to.

For example: Yuna, Rikku, or Paine?

Personally, I would do Paine, dump Rikku, and marry Yuna.

EDIT: Here's one to get things rolling:

Britney Spears, Christina Aguillera, Jessica Simpson?

Marry(richest?)-do(hottest?)-dump.
C'mon, they're celebrities...

Psy, Denmark, and Cz

Do me, Marry Den, Dump Czechie. :cool:

ShlupQuack, ShlupMullet, ShlupMoo.

This thread is similar to the this or that thread. Also, it is slightly inappropriate. And finally, it would be hard for both genders to participate.

So, sorry, but no.

Dammit, RSL, it was just getting good.