Reason to fear women even more now.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory...olitan/2873164

I completely lost my lunch/dinner/breakfast.

Oh, ow. That's not right.

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Originally Posted by Doomsday

Lorena Bobbit?

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This one is different. What worries me more is that the guy didn't realize it. HOW CAN YOU NOT REALIZE IT? I mean at some point when a woman starts to take off your pants, even if you're asleep, at some point it has to hit you.

Oh man...I lost my appetite. Egad.

Hahaha, I had to screenshot this one, I find great it funny what advertisement popped in on this story to say "hello!"

I don't think South Beach Diet is going to get any hits from that story, I'm sorry to say.

ouch *cries*

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When detectives spoke with the suspect by phone, she told them she threw the man's penis off the back porch of her home, Diaz said. Deputies searched the yard for hours, but found nothing. They also have not found the knife, which the woman claimed to have dumped around Little York

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Imagine you get told by your boss to seek for a penis on a backyard. My life would then make sense.

My crotch hurts now...

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Originally Posted by Shadow Nexus

Imagine you get told by your boss to seek for a penis on a backyard. My life would then make sense.

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xD

If i were an abusive guy who had his penis cut off, i would have killed the person who did it immediately and painfully. Very painfully indeed. The phrase "Garage hysterectomy" also comes to mind.

I wonder if they will get back together any time soon?

...eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

Crazy-ass bitch. I'd cut something off of her, too. :mad2: