Crazy questions and choices

Because no, I don't have anything better to do ^_^

Warning: None of this makes any sense and laws should prevent anyone from reading it turn back now.

For Christmas Santa gives you a Square head honcho tied to a chair and allows you to scream one thing in his face. You scream:
A)"Did you really think you could name a character Butz and get away with it?!"
B)"Will you just make a sequel to Final Fantasy VII already goddamnit!"
C)"Why did you read the Final Fantasy:Spirits Within script and decide it deserved a huge budget?"
D)"Fool! Chocobos should have been pink!"

A Square Exec gives you the task of creating a cast of characters unlike any previous title in the series. You present:
A)The main character is a sword-wielding female and her co-star is an emotional white mage male
B)The party is actually composed of summons and the game follows Bahamut on his epic quest as he struggles with saving the world and his love affair with Shiva
C)The main character and party are actually the villains and the point is to destroy the universe before the hero saves it
D)An all moogle party, of course!

Every other person seems to debate who the hottest female character is. But where is the love for the males?
A)Cloud is by far the hottest
B)I wet dream of Squall
C)Secretly I crush on Zidane and his quirky cuteness
D)If Tidus were a mute I'd marry him

A Final Fantasy cast is going to appear on Oprah. I'd watch it only if:
A)It features Cloud, Tifa, and a DNA test to prove their child is hers and not Aeris's
B)Squall's problems with heroine are finally discussed
C)Vivi reveals his true identity: David Hasselhoff
D)Lulu's embarrassing footage on "Girls Gone Wild!" is shown

Digging through Square's secret files you uncover their secret plot to unite with Disney and take over the world. With this information you:
A)Sell it to the press and get rich as hell
B)Keep it to yourself because playing Kingdom Hearts II and Final Fantasy XII is just more important
C)Blackmail Square into letting you rule over Canada when they finally dominate
D)Shrug your shoulders, go "Meh...", and decide you're too lazy to care

Square sits you down and says, "We finally got the budget to remake Final Fantasy VII but then we thought...nah. So instead we're making 764.3 spin-offs, but the idea of a remake still intrigues us. But which one?"
A)IX may be recent, but it deserves to be Ps2 beautiful
B)Remake VIII, but this time make it fun.
C)The yummyness of VI is long overdue for a make over
D)Oh just remake I, you know you want to

You go to a party with your pals Vincent and Yuffie to find everyone drunk. But by far the strangest thing you saw was:
A)A Chocobo and Moogle mating on the washing machine to create Choogle
B)Cloud revealing his hair product secret has close ties to "There's Something About Mary"
C)Tifa finally admits they are indeed implants
D)Kefka and Brahne sharing make up tips

Square decides to dip into other franchises then video games, but they still want to use Final Fantasy as their selling point. They should:
A)Make a clothing line, so I can finally buy a black mage hat and cloak
B)Produce music, because I secretly sing real Emotion in the shower
C)Make alcohol so nerds can't even party without being made fun of
D)Create Final Fantasy cereal so I can eat a marshmellow shaped like the Highwind

Sephiroth decides he's tired of his look and he wants a new hair color. He should dye it:
A)Black so it matches his outfit
B)Brown just because not enough Final Fantasy characters have brown hair
C)Blonde so people confuse him with Cloud
D)Purple because purple hair is a reason in itself

A new mage must be made and you must create it! You come up with:
A)Green Mage, user of rabid forest creatures
B)Gold Mage, wielder of all powerful bling
C)Maroon Mage, because it has jingle to it
D)Clear Mage, who scares off monsters with his ugly naked body

A new reality TV show featuring a Final Fantasy cast is in the works. The cast you'd like to see is:
A)VII's, because watching Barret and Cid get constantly bleeped is pure entertainment
B)VIII's, because Squall would piss everyone off and cause plenty of good drama
C)IX's, because before long Quina would eat everyone
D)X's, because Yuna would break out into lovely ballads at random moments

You are given the task of thinking up ways to make Square even more money at little cost to them. Your brilliant plan is:
A)Add one line of dialogue to each Final Fantasy and re-release them with XTREME in the title
B)Make every keystroke in Final Fantasy XI cost ten dollars because people will continue to play it anyway
C)Make a Final Fantasy X-3 which takes place entirely on the Celsius
D)Rename Drakengard with Final Fantasy in the title and watch the sales rise

Just for fun, Square decides to piss everyone off. They accomplish this by:
A)Making Judges from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance a key feature in every one of their games
B)Using the junction system again
C)Creating Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles II with an even smaller bucket range
D)Copyright the title Chrono Break again and then do absolutely nothing with it

You get the honor of renaming Cloud's famous sword. You name it:
A)GIGANORMOUS PRIME!
B)Compensation
C)OwnzJoo
D)What's wrong with Buster?

Zidane decides to be a bastard for a day. He runs up to:
A)Steiner, and says, "For gods sake call the Fab-Five and clean your damn armor!"
B)Garnet, and says, "You can't CONCENTRATE?!"
C)Kuja, and says, "Just come out of the closet already."
D)Eiko, and says, "You're like, what, 6? You're already a bitch?"

You're given the difficult task of making Rikku be quiet for five minutes. You:
A)Get it over with and kill her
B)Throw a ball of yarn and smile smugly at your genius
C)Put Selphie in front of her so it dawns on her that's how she sounds
D)Tape fixes everything

Square decides to merge with another company. You beg them to:
A)Merge with Wal-Mart and become all powerful
B)Merge with Kellogg's so Tony the Tiger can make a Final Fantasy cameo
C)Merge with Pepsi so Yuna can outdo Britney Spears
D)Merge with Hallmark so I can give my sweetie Final Fantasy themed Valentine cards

You can ask one question to one Final Fantasy character. You ask:
A)"Wakka, where exactly are you and your accent from?"
B)"Quistis, are you a dominatrix?"
C)"Cait Sith, are you and Quina related?"
D)"Cloud, honey, why didn't you just use a Phoenix Down?"

This entire Thread was:
A)A complete waste of my time
B)Hilarious, here is my credit card number and bank account
C)I'd have to say, well, mediocre
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Alright I'm finally done... Oh calm down I love all the Final Fantasy games I'm just kidding. It's all in good fun of course :P