Tis the Season for Giving or Something.

Note to the EoFF Demons -cough- Leaders: I thought I had seen a thread like this a while ago but I can't seem to find it on any of my front thread pages. If it's there and I just didn't catch it then I won't fuss if you close this thread. Sorry for the inconvience if that's the case. :)

Anyway, it's almost Christmas for me and there's a huge bussle over presents! I tried going to Wal*Mart the other day for an envelope the line was someone near 12 people per line cause of all the late minute shopping.
Regardless ( I'm rambling ), if you could give any of your fellow EoFFers anything for Christmas what would it be and why. ( Don't just list presents. =/ Come on. Tell us why you'd give that person that something special. ) Kthnx! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]

Well, Faris keeps harassing me demanding that I give her some frog porn, so there you go!

I would give Psy a carrot, because they're yummy and he deserves yumminess.

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Originally Posted by Fuzakeru

Note to the EoFF Demons -cough- Leaders: I thought I had seen a thread like this a while ago but I can't seem to find it on any of my front thread pages. If it's there and I just didn't catch it then I won't fuss if you close this thread. Sorry for the inconvience if that's the case. :)

Anyway, it's almost Christmas for me and there's a huge bussle over presents! I tried going to Wal*Mart the other day for an envelope the line was someone near 12 people per line cause of all the late minute shopping.
Regardless ( I'm rambling ), if you could give any of your fellow EoFFers anything for Christmas what would it be and why. ( Don't just list presents. =/ Come on. Tell us why you'd give that person that something special. ) Kthnx! [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]

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I'd give you a hug :love:

You're one of the nicest members here :)

-perks eyebrow- Carrots and frog pron. Sounds like an EoFF Christmas to me. Sadly enough, I need to take this moment to be sentimental and mushy.

To VaShYmAn - My dearest. So many wonderful gifts are past round this time of year; from spectacular to the simpliest of things. However, I want to give you a present from me to you that could never be priced, boxed up, or shipped out. It truly isn't much but it's honestly all I have to give; all I can possibly give. Endless devotion and an everlasting love that has already proven itself time and time again; trial after seemingly endless trial. My love, what I offer you is an eternal hold on my heart. I love you so much and through the short time we've been living together I feel the strength of our companionship grow to newer heights as I'm sure it will for many years to come. I adore you. You are my everything. Merry Christmas.

I'll have to contemplate on what I'm giving the rest of you. I'll post it in a bit. ^_^

EDIT - Thank you, Chris. ^_^ You are very, very sweet!!! :love:

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Faris:(SPOILER)Fruitcake
Yazoo'squeen:(SPOILER)Fruitcake
Loony BoB:(SPOILER)A piece of my hair. I fully expect you NOT to clone me! That would be mean.
Psychotic:(SPOILER)A banana boat
Trumpet Theif:(SPOILER)A happy meal
Fire_of_avolon:(SPOILER)Legos
MoonsEcho:(SPOILER)Cheese
Jojo:(SPOILER)Pron or a Lego soap opera set.
Del Murder:(SPOILER)Socks
Any Noobers:(SPOILER)"Bait"
Up for grabs:(SPOILER)A pair of my underwear. Condition: Slightly used.

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HA! I knew there was a thread like this and I just missed it. ^_^;;;; Sorry.

Happy holidays, Fuzakeru. :)

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Happy holidays, Fuzakeru. :)

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:p :nonono: :p :nonono: :p :nonono: Season's Greetings :p :nonono: :p :nonono: :p :nonono:

Okay, so far I've come up with.

Psy - You get a big plate of nachos and perhaps some toe socks ( and a truck load of AOL CDs since you've been bad and it's worse than coal )
Rye - You get tons of awesome CDs and some piano lessons.
SB - You get BoA to be your love slave.
Proto - You get a thousand fangirls.
Del Murder - You get a nifty mask and cape. Along with some nice g-strings.
BoB - You get a new hand and the profits from all the money I've made off of selling naked pics of you in the net.
Joel - You get . . . a really big hammer to hit things with. And PokeSnap. And a lot of Christmas hentai-goodness!
Shlup - You get a flamethrower . . . just for the fun of it.
Kirobatio - You get a horse and some snow, then you can ride the horse through snow until . . . I suppose . . . -blinks- the horse's heart explodes like that one story with the dog and . . -extreme crying- I'll get you some porn, how's that?
Bert - You get hats and some pretty colored pencils.
DMKA - You get the whole continent of Europe.
Yazoo - You recieve 1,3908234920 exp points for being really awesome and a new person at the same time. -gasp- [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]
YunaGirl - You get cosplay outfits!!! ^_^ Along with 114214118490 exp points.
Baloki - Gets permit access to screen name changes. Bwuahaha. And some cheesecake.
TasteyPies - Gets some spoons!!!!!!!!
Immortal - Recieves AZN pride. Along with some really hairy, ugly mail order bride. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]

-brain dead- I'll think of more later. :)

Nice touch using the mad smiley to take care of the red. Symbolizes how the holidays can be a double edged sword for some people.

:nonono: = Last Minute Christmas Shopping becuase you forgot to get ONE gift for someone you don't really like but is a part of your family and at the last second told you THEY got YOU something.

:p = Ham and all it's yuminess.

Anyway, very perceptive of you. I figured the reaction would be, "Why are you mad? It's Christmas!one11@1." You really made my day!

Thought of another one. Undeadhero - You get a lot of hard eanred respect and many, many compliments for the picture of you in your Santa hat. You're adorable!! ^_^ Plus, you can have half of Australia.

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You're adorable!! ^_^ Plus, you can have half of Australia.

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Yes! I like Australia. Xander can come hang out with the Pandas anytime she wants. Australia has Pandas, right. :fpcurious

I think that's China. :D You can have half of that though cause you said my parents were cool. [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] Kangaroos and Pandas all in ONE gift!

:fpninja: Look out for the ninja pandas though. They are lethal and better than pirate pandas. :rolleyes2

[q="Fuzakeru"]Last Minute Christmas Shopping becuase you forgot to get ONE gift for someone you don't really like but is a part of your family and at the last second told you THEY got YOU something.[/q]

I really, really hate that, and it's worse here because the roads suck.

Anyways, I'm going to get everyone on EoFF a copy of Xenogears, and some Cheescake, just for fun.

Xenogears = [img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img]