I heard this rumour about Aeris? (Spoiler)

:( AHHHHHHHHHH GOT YA!

What DID you think it was going to be lol!

Another thread about her ressurection would have been more intelligent than this, I'm afraid.

Lol! Probably

she's into bondage

You are a laugh riot, sir.

A truly rakish barnstormer of a hearty light infantry.