Can't get any bigger

Join my Super Saxonification party. Or get microwaved.
I will ask you this, then ask yourself the same question: What better mascot than the Noid? A goomba? The Repo Man from FFVI? Pah! Don't make me laugh.
http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/motw/noid/scarypic.gif

I'm not good at this, but if you join me, I'll make your wildest dreams come true. And you will receive my exclusive protection against bullies and bike thieves. Also, tired of detentions? Well, if I win, teachers get detained and students get 2 hours off! HOW ABOUT THAT?!

So whaddya say? DO IT FOR THE NOID! DON'T JOIN LOID!

EDIT: I also have Spartacus on my side. :D