FFVII multiplayer fan fic

I'm not sure if I can post this here, but I was thinking of a cool idea where I start writing a fan fic, then the next person who posts continues the story a little bit, and so on. The thing I was doing with Yuffie in the "Cloud's Villa" thread was kinda fun, but I felt bad badgering that thread.

Obviously, you have to write about FFVII. You can reference other games, but not too much, as that would probably move this thread.

Okay, I'll start.

Avalanche is sleeping the night before they head off to the Sector 5 Reactor. Cloud is calmly sleeping next to Tifa. . .until Barret starts snoring. Cloud gets up. He sneaks up on Barret b/c he wants to wake him up. Tifa gets up and yawns.

"(What are you doing, Cloud?)"
"(Uh. . . good morning, Tifa.)"
"(Um, I noticed your sword is pointing at Barret.)"
"(Oh, uh, I was just practicing.)"
"(Okay. Wouldn't you rather have a smaller target?)"
"(Whatever.)"
"(Oh, I wouldn't disturb Barret. If you wake him up, he uh,)"
"WHAT????!!!!!"
*digadigadigadiga*

Okay, someone continue the story.

"He's not happy if he's woken up in the middle of the night."
"And I am?!"
"Huh?"
"He was snoring!"

Both look at Barret, who's quiet.

"Well he's not snoring now..."
Tifa, shakes her head. "Go to sleep, Cloud."

Hmm, I think both are fragments were hard to follow. *digadigadiga* was supposed to mean Barret took out his gunarm and got all spastic and shooting stuff.

Hmm, I guess I shouldn't have picked a spot in the game where like your imagination has to stop soon.

--Next Day--

Avalanche leaves, leaving Marlene in charge of the bar.

People start hanging out at the bar.
"Hey, little lady. Where'd the buxom wench go?"
"Hello fat guy in red!"
"uh, hi."
"My daddy went and did his job. What's a bucks on wrench?"
"A buxom wench is a what you're doing, except the girl has big boobs."
"Oh, auntie Tifa went with daddy. She also went with this guy that I think she has a cwush on. Daddy kept talking about his spikey ass."
"Yanno, I'm feeling kinda awkward right now, so I'll uh, not pay for my drink and leave."
"Bye bye!"

Mods: sorry about the double post.

Okay, I'm going to try again and be more interesting so people will be interested in contributing to this.

I'm going to use an idea from the movie Groundhog Day. Let's say Cloud has awaken after having the date with a character, but he wakes up to "knock knock knock*?

"Cloud, let's spend some time just to ourselves."
"Didn't we just do that?"
"No, silly."
"wtf."
"I'm sorry?"
"Uh, let's go."
"Okay, how's about the Event Square?"
"Nah, don't really care. I just did that."
"Who do you think I am? Your Omnislash limit break?"
"No."
"Let's go."
"You are our 100th couple!"
Cloud thinks. Hmm, if I am stuck in this day, and there are no consequences, I could do whatever I wanted.
"Oh legendary hero, Alfred! (it's your line)"
Cloud strips on the stage.
Cloud gets escorted to the pit leading to the prison.
"Well, boy, I used to have more respect for you, boy."
Cloud falls asleep later that night.
*knock knock knock*
"Yes!"

Okay, everyone start inventing alternate dates for Cloud to go on and what he would do if he just relived it over and over again. This has potentially a great amount of humor.

Knock,knock,knock
cloud:I wonder what's going to happen this time?
*opens door*
cloud: BARRET?!
barret:cloud lets go to the play.
cloud: HELL NO!
*barret points gunarm at him*
cloud:ok ok
*goes to play nothin happens*
barret:lets ride the gondala.
cloud:...................
*hops on gondala*
barret:Cloud there's something I've always wanted to say every since we met.
cloud:...........
barret:I love you spikey-ass,Cloud. Kiss me!!!!!!
*Cloud sees barret pucker up and bangs his head on window of gondala knocking himself out*
*Knock Knock Knock*
Cloud:OMG that was close! I wonder who is this?
*opens Door*
barret:Hi cloud did you enjoy last night?
cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*wakes up in cold sweat*
Knock knock knock
Cloud: That was just a dream...... I wonder what's going to happen today?

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*Knock*Knock*

Cloud: Hmm... Let's see who it could be this time...

*Cloud opens the door, and looks down. The little anime teardrop apears...*

Cloud: Red?? What do you want?
Red XIII: I just want us to hang around, you know, just the two of us...
Cloud: Erm... Whatever...
Red XIII: So, where do you want to go, Hotstuf... I mean Cloud?

*A suspicious, almost frightened look apears on Cloud's face, as he glances toward Red, who is now Blushing, trying to avoid eye Contact*

Cloud: Erm...
Red XIII: (Interupring) Oh Look! The Event Square is holding some kind of special.... event. Let's go!
Cloud: Oooook.

(The two enter and look around for seats, before a woman walks up to them, smiling.)

Woman: Congratulations!
Cloud: Huh? Oh yeah, I remember. We're the 100th Couple, riiiight?
Woman: Yup. Come with me to the stage.
Red XIII: (grinning) Yes! My time has finally come! I can finally be the leading role in a Golden Saucer Event Square Play! And whilst I get to be the Beautiful damsel in distress, Who else would be there to play my daring saviour? None other than Clo...

(Red turns, to see Cloud and the Woman staring at him with widened eyes.)
Cloud: Err... That wasn't normal...
Red XIII: Did I say that out loud? Hmm. I was just being, erm... Sarcastic. Yeah, that's right.
Woman: Hmm, well, let's go, Hurry, Hurry, Hurry!

(They go backstage, and proceed with the play, up until the part where Cloud has to choose who to kiss.)

Announcer: Who will you kiss? The King? The Evil Dragon? Or the Princess?

(Cloud shudders, looking back and forth between the three.)

Cloud: (Thinking)I can't beleive I have to do this... I guess I'll go with the Dragon. It'll make the crowd laugh, and all I'll really be kissing is a costume...

(Cloud moves over, and moves in to kiss the Dragon, his eyes closing, ready to get this thing over and done with as fast as he possibly could. All of a sudden, a tickle moves over his lips. He opens his eyes, and shrieks.)

Cloud: AGH! Red?! I was supposed to kiss the dragon!!!!
Red XIII: Oh, erm, i'm sorry, I thought you were going to kiss me, so naturally, I moved up a little so that you didn't need to bend down...
Cloud: (spitting hairs from his mouth) Blegh! C'mon, Red, let's leave.

(They leave the square, the crowd laughing as they do so. They end up in the Round Square, in the Gondola.)

Red XIII: Cloud. I need to tell you this. My heart pounds every time I think of you. No human has ever treated me in the way that you have. I don't think that Barret deserves you as much as he thinks that.
Cloud: Barret? What the hell?
Red XIII: But now that we're alone... Maybe...

(Red Lies on top of Cloud. His tail rubbing against Cloud's leg. Cloud doesn't look too happy, and after a couple of minutes, we find Cloud's hands around Red's neck, hitting his head on the wall.)

Cloud: NOMATTER HOW MANY OF YOU PEOPLE GET ME ON THIS STUPID GONDOLA, MY SEXUAL PREFERENCES ARE NOT GOING TO CHANGE. I DON'T LIKE YOU, AND I DON'T LIKE BARRET! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

(The next thing Red knows, is he's lying in the middle of the golden saucer, being dragged back to his room by the Tail, before Cloud stops...)

Cloud: Hmm... I wonder what Cait Sith is doing... Meh, i'll find out tommorrow, since i'm gonna be living this nightmare for the rest of my life.

(Cloud trails back to his room after placing Red in his, and sleeps.)

*Yeah, I know it's kinda like the last one that was posted... I just thought that i'd carry it on with another guy. A four legged guy at that, seeing as how Cloud would probably like the idea of living the same day over and over, especially if it's a date. Especially if it's a date with Tifa, Yuffie or Aerith...*

Cloud goes to sleep.

*knock knock knock*
"Hey, boy."
"God, I can't take it anymore!"
Cloud and Dio go downstairs.
"Hey, Hangman. What's hanging?"
"Um, me? What's up Cloud. Going on a date with Dio?"
"No. Hey, can I borrow that for a second."
"Um."
*swit jikajik*
AAAHHHHHH!!!!!
*slashslashslash*
"Ahhh, nuts."
"Hey, Cloud, what's wrong? Let's hang out."
"Sephiroth? wtf. Hey can I borrow your Masamune?"
*stabs himself with Masamune*
*knockknockknock*
"Hello, Cloud."
"Hey Cait Sith. Is the Ropeway ride functioning again, yet?"
"No, sorry, Cloud. Let's hang out."
"Let's go to the Station anyway."
"Cloud, I know that it's still not working."
They go to the Station.
"Cloud, what are you doing?"
"Maybe I can escape by jumping."
*jumps*
*castsultima castsultima castsultima*
"Sorry, I refuse to date anyone. Go away."
Jenova leaves.
Cloud notices something on the table.
"Hmm, a book. 'Encyclopaedia of the World of FFVII.' "