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Man this is the funniest crap you can find on tv!
Got any quotes post them, got any discussions post them.
Heres a quote
I got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that Im shutting down the studio but the good news is I saved a lot of money on my car insurance.
MMMmmmm BITCH!
The five best rappers are
Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan cause I spit hot fire!
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
that time he had some lady sing opera about really crude stuff
the r.kelly skit
the john mayer skit with how white people like electric guitar, black people like drums and latino people like electric keyboards.. lol.
course who could forget.. the rick james skit
Redballs, It's like crack in a can!
"Morpheus!?"
"SIKE! It's Earl, I need to borrow your stapler!"
It was so funny when that guy said morpheus. :lol:
"He made Thriller, Thriller."
"I've always wanted to say this... fishizzle!"
"Good bye fried rice, hello fried chicken!"
Chappelle's show is one of the funnier programs to grace TV in the last few years, and thankfully, it'll be around a while longer.
Take care all.
I love the Dave Chappelle show but I still think the Andy Dick show was the best comedy show on TV, unfortunately no one else agrees with me. In fact the show is so hated I have been looking for the episodes online for over 2 years and haven't been able to find even one. I really don't understand why more people didn't like this show, it was so excellent.
"Our cellphones do NOT give you brain tumors, unless by 'brain tumors' you're referring to quality service at a low low price, because we do give you that."
"Why do people like Wayne Brady so much?"
"Because he makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcolm X."
"Now if u'll excuse me i gotta go put some water in Buck Nasty's momas dish."
"Eat your pancakes, bitches."
"Are you an angel?"
"Naw, girl. I'm just a nigga that loves titties."
Chapelles show! Chapelles show, chapelles show, chapelles show, chapelles show OAWWW!! Woo woo woo! woo woo. yeay yeay yeay yeay *guitar solo* Lets start the show *harmanicha solo*...