Disses

List some disses you would like to say to someone. Please no disses harmful to people of EoFF. As a matter of fact no disses to EoFF members but outside people? Sure...

yo mama is so fat dat yo cud rent 'er out of as a camping spot.

shove it.
dunno if thats a diss.....
most that i use are rude.
you look like a dog normally works though.

I always wanted to say this to shaq when I found out he tried rapping...

"Your so wack dr.seus can rhyme more than you."

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Lay off the ritalin

Works for my best friends sister.

I rarely use disses, but one I find amusing is "Is that your face, or did your pants fall down?"
"Your mother wears yellow hush puppies" is also quite brutal.

I don't give disses, I give kisses. :kiss:

Dunno which is worse.

Heres one my freind said. No its not to no one in EoFF.

"Your moms like a doornob, everyone gets a turn".

I don't use "disses", to employ the slang term you chose to use. I am, however, quite good at countering and applying logic to the pathetic insults people choose to hurl at me in order to nullify their argument and help them realize it'd be easier to just leave me alone and retain some of their dignity than pursue the matter.

Although its pretty east to diss someone who asks "hat are you looking at!?" The best response Ive heard is "http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpghttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpghttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpghttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg aint labelled"

Around here we usually just toss "Your FACE!" back and forth.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Crash/Tekken

"Your moms like a doornob, everyone gets a turn".

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lmao. Funny. Kind of like my school's basketball team

Meh, I don't use disses. I usually just say, "Yeah...but how's your mom?" or something along those lines.

Haha :lol: :laugh:

I've found that saying "you're face" after someone says something gets people kinda wound up:

Guy: Hi Candy

me: 'Hi Candy' your face

I only do this to friends who know I'm just joking around though. ^^ I don't think I've outright dissed that many people.