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SEVEN LAWS OF MOVIES
*1. any movie with the word ''princess'' in it is a bad movie.
*2. any cartoon movie in the movie theater is a bad movie.
*3. any movie with a pink motif is a bad movie.
*4. any movie with a boring movie trailer is a bad movie.
*5. any movie trailer that is only action is usually bad or it ruined the movie.
*6. any movie that is bad is a bad movie.
*7. any movie that doesnt have these is a good movie (or not)
*subject to change any way laws are made to be broken!!!!!!!! :D
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I don't agree with any of those. Well, I guess any movie that is bad is a bad movie is correct, but also redundant.
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The Princess Bride, foo. Recognize.
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Yeah that was a pretty lame list. Generalizations are never true.
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8. All video games movies are bad. Mortal Kombat is the one exception, but barely.
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I would have put something like...
"No one gets hurt while being thrown through glass, unless they are a bad guy."
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"Any Films Starring Dan Aykroyd* is destined to bomb."
* Except the first Blues Brothers, first Ghostbusters and Driving Miss Daisy.
Take care all.
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