An insult contest I say!!!!

O.K maybe im not getting enough sleep but here is an idea. An insult contest. Here's the rules.
1-Nothing that insults a persons race,religon,gender,...ect(their cheap shots anyway)
2-Nothing vulgar(I don't want this thread to be banned)
3-"General insults" (no insulting a paticular person, I want no hard feelings)
4-1 insult per-person.
In two weeks I'll check back at this thread and declare a winner.Good luck! :tongue:

Yor so fat you tried to do the 8 town stomp but couldn't get passed one without getting everyone involved in the earthquake. *Someone tries to diss you back* *say it before they do* Wait lemme speak in your language DUURRR!!

OOOOOHH!!

You're Avril Lavigne.

I'll insult YOU!

You... Mortal Kombat fan.

This will start off ok but get sour quickly.

Besides.