Walking on water

Don't you wish you could walk on the water? Like Jesus Christ... lizards~

Yeah, that'd be cool, but what if you fall out of an airplane and land in the water? Won't that hurt?

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Originally Posted by Levian

Yeah, that'd be cool, but what if you fall out of an airplane and land in the water? Won't that hurt?

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it hurts anyway

you just have to know where the rocks are.

Why would I want to twalk on water? If I'm freakin' Jesus I won't walk on water I'll do cool stuff, like turn water into pizza rolls or turn every female into a hot babe. And make it so technology does not allow games to go 3D.

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Originally Posted by Joel

does not allow games to go 3D.

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*Ahem*
There you go.

Yeah, I guess. Although I bet it'd get kind of boring, after awhile, and annoying. Could you still just swim?


:D

I'd rather have the demi-god powers than being able to walk on water.
Then I could be an oppresive bastard. :chop:

LOL!

only if He asked me to.

and remember that book, support your local wizard;D the kids try walking on water and it's not as fun as it's cracked up to be^_^

I've stood on water before. But only for the split second before I fell through the surface.

You actually can walk on water. Just wate for the lake to freeze up.

You're Joel, not Jesus.

Only if I can drag people out into the middle of a large body of water and drown them.

Do the insoles in my slippers count? I'm gellin like a fellon.