EMERGENCY: Calling Dr. Beat!

What songs/ videos do you absolutely hate the most?
I mean: those horrible synth-dance songs from the 80's, remember Gloria Estefan & The Miami Sound Machine's "Dr. Beat"?!

Song quote:
"Emergency, calling Dr. Beat" and then it continues "Calling Dr. Beat, Dr, Dr, Dr Beat, Dr, Dr, Dr, Beat."

My god by end of the song I wanted to stab myself.

So?

I dislike UK garage with a simmering passion. There was one song out here a while ago which went:-

"Do you really like it, is it is it wicked? We're lovin' it lovin' it lovin' it! We're lovin' it like this!"

Pity the listening community didn't think the same. The guy sounded like he was constipated too.