Revelations upon Forum Policy
As is well known, I have been absent for the last two weeks. This is because I was banned from the Eyes on Each Other and Eyes on the World forums.
I was banned because I made a thoroughly unacceptable post, entitled "Hunter S. Thompson is a Loser who Should be Hurled into a Pine Box and Tossed into the Nearest Mineshaft"... or maybe I said "an abandoned mine", I'm afraid I just can't remember for sure.
Either way, I do believe that Hunter S. Thompson was a loser, and that he should indeed be put into the ground simply, inelegantly, and without all the hero-worship that for some reason he somehow recieved. Amusingly enough, however, I screwed up the title--I was referring to Brandon Vega, the dopehead who overdosed on methadone (and about a dozen different other drugs) while chatting on IRC with his friends. Apparently his last words were "I told u I was hardcore". So if anyone's wondering why I said Hunter S. Thompson died of a drug overdose when he actually shot himself, there's your reason.
Even so, I had made this post after seeing a few days worth of the rhetoric that regularly passes muster on the EyesonFF forums, and it was with much surprise that I was called a 'jerk' and banned for two weeks. Nobody likes being banned or being called names, of course, and so when I again had access to the forums in question, I looked over several threads to see just what was acceptable and what was not.....
Acceptable:
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However, current US foreign policy seems to be thus:
"If they're different from us, and they don't like us, then they're a threat and must either be destroyed or changed so that they're just like us".
For now, this policy has only been enforced against small, relatively defenseless states.
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These minutemen bastards are jsut racists.
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Yeah, I think everyone who wants a gun should have one so they can all shoot each other dead.
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Then those dumbass soccer moms aklfhshflkzdhfjfklsddafdsfds I'm pissed.....
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The american government know their Hitler.
"The leader of genius must have the ability to make different opponents appear as if they belonged to one category."
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George read this BA-STA-RD!!. I sure hope he can read...
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George Bush reminds me of Vinzer Deling in so many ways...
Since this is a Final Fantasy Forum, I don't believe I'm going astray to assume that the "Vinzer Deling" in question is the tyrannical president of Galbadia in Final Fantasy VIII. Especially since the poster's icon was a picture of Selphie, the most absolutely useless character in FFVIII.
Unacceptable:
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Hunter S. Thompson is a loser who should be hurled into a pine box and tossed into the nearest mineshaft.
At first, I found myself unable to understand this. Calling someone a dictator and comparing them to Hitler should at least be comparable in scope to denying a dead druggie the dignity his supporters think he's due--especially if there is indeed a "zero tolerance" policy towards such activities. Under that concept, it seems cursing at someone and wishing for their death would apply as well, and yet they clearly do not. This caused me some trouble, until I arrived upon the answer.
Therefore, in accordance with the EyesonFF Forum's real spam/flaming policy, I will from now on only direct curses, epithets, death-wishes, and general hatred towards Conservative persons. There are, after all, conservatives I dislike (I can't stand Bill O'Reilly, for example, and found the "falafel" accusation hilarious), and with effort I'm certain I can find plenty more.
It is my hope that this solution will be fair and equitable not only for myself but for my fellow forum-posters.