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Hey! Guess what guys? I bought a real monkey off ebay ^_^ He's really cool, so now I have like a real monkey pet! I even trained him to type and stuff.

Hi this is Jojo's monkey typing.

SEE!? Isn't he great? The ebay owner couldn't wait to get rid of him, he was saying how he was all violent and stuff but so far this monkey has been nothing but joy :)

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Ugh, guys, I hit it with my burhs. I think it knocked it out. Oh mgy god! Don't trust ebay, NEVER Buy monkeys!! What should I do!? I'm panicking, OH MY GOd it's wakign up ,um ,maybe I should run away? OR MAYBE TYPE MORE ON THE COMPUTER? O h god I don't want him to destory my room, this is the last time I'05ru98\
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Ugh guys, he's breaking EVERYTHING! My windows! OH MY GOD that was my favorite shirt! He's going crazy, I have a bat so he went and started attacking my stuff! I have to go stop him!

If I don't come back, just remember that I love you all and I won't forget any of you! I would do anything for you, if you can, help me! Goddammit stupid monkeys, I bet I need a freakin' rabies shot too now, ugh goddamit. Be right back! ...I hope.

Eek eek ah ahh! HAHA, NO she won't! The member Monkey is now under my control. Eek eeeeeek!! To ensure her safety and return to your internet forums, and to keep my rage under control, you will have to pay a handsome sum of ransom. EEK EEK! I demand ONE THOUSAND BANANAS OR AMERICAN DOLLARS TO BUY BANANAS WITH BY NIGHTFALL TOMORROW OR THIS GIRL GETS IT!

EEEK EEEEK! And remember, you're next! EEEEEEK!

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Jojo loves us?
Well that's new. :rolleyes2

It's funny, because ebay doesn't allow the sale of animals using it's services.

This is a serious topic, EEK EEK!

And she did tell the truth, the attatchment proves it.

Now pay up! EEEEEEK!

She's begging for release, but NEVER! oooh ooh ahh ahh ooooh there's a banana

You let her go you bastard. You let her go or I'll put all the bananas you've ever eaten where the sun don't shine, and then I'll make the sun shine down there.

Well, If your planning world domination, dare i say it, we have quite a bit in common. I might want to scheme with you on the downfall of the earth sometime. Names Strawberryman, and I happen to like your spunk.

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I love you, Jojo!

Oh hi foa. ;]

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