Public Service Announcement #1: Squirrels.

Squirrels. They may look cute and cuddly, but they have RABIES. All of them. Be cautious.

http://www.quietcity.org/triplog/cville/squirrel.jpg

Chubby little rascals steal from my birdfeeder.

*kills pet squirrel*

Your thread title is in conflict with a classic EoFF moment. This really should be the 434th public service announcement.

http://users.bestweb.net/~foosie/squirrel.jpg

I wrote an essay on the danger of squirrels back in high school. Actually it was about squirrels from outer space, in which I warned my teacher about them and how they are planning to take over the world and they are evil... o_0 she gave me an A. *swt*

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Your thread title is in conflict with a classic EoFF moment. This really should be the 434th public service announcement.

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I apologize. You may change the title accordingly, but know that I will be posting several more Public Service Announcements in the near future.

This is uncomfortable.

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Originally Posted by Iri Valentine

This is uncomfortable.

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Not as uncomfortable as the squirrel I shot is right now.

Don't shoot them, it's more fun to chase them into open areas and watch them freak out ;) I speak from experience.

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Originally Posted by Monkey

Don't shoot them, it's more fun to chase them into open areas and watch them freak out ;) I speak from experience.

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I chase them with knives. Then, once i've killed them, I give them to this homeless guy named Jimmy Bob. He then proceeds to cook them and eat them.

He does'nt move too much anymore. :(

I couldn't spell or pronounce squirle when I was a kid, and I still can't. :spin:

I knew it!

*Proceeds to mind Misfit to begin squirrel chasing*

Rabies > Squirrels

NASHbeasts > Squirrels

NASHbeasts!

*flees in terror*