Everythings goth to her/him isn't it?

(Sorry this doesn't belong here)

http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/archives/001567.php

This is so retarded! Count Chocula cereal is goth? Eating is goth? Oversleeping is goth? Privacy is goth? Cable tv? Like Spongebob or Barney are Satanists for sure! Expresses an interest in sex? Don't get me started on that! Complains of boredom? That means every little kid in America must be Goth! Other religions? Stupid especially since Hinduism and Jadism encourages peace. Hear that Satan lives in peace! So go to war! Head-banging not gothic! Depression is not goth for one its emo and two maybe it a mental thing like me and my mom and most of her side of the family. Not liking sports is goth?! This makes me think of Carrie's mom in the movie "Carrie" damn she was crazy! And hell shes gothic for posting this on the net!!

Discuss.

It's satire.

Wow I'm a goth and never new it.

Ok, this is really stupid. Whoever wrote that is obviously going way overboard.I do more than five of those things, and I know for certain that I am not a goth.
I hate it when people who generalize too much. "Oh! A few of these people do this, so anyone else who does this must be in the same group!"
Really stupid.

BTW, Count Chocula is GOOD!
How is a cartoon vampire with a smile even in the same sentence with Goth??

It's SATIRE. It's a JOKE.

We've been over this.