So I went to Japan and saw some "interesting" things, so I thought I'd show some of them here.
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Transvestites carrying a float in a fetility festival parade.
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Hand feeding a "friendly" deer at the deer park.
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Here I am looking all sweet posing with geisha.
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The temple is actually plated in gold.
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I didn't know if I'd be able to find a japanese man in a kilt, but I succeeded.
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Who wants seconds?
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For some reason we found it odd that a sumo was on a cell phone.