Hi, I see poop in your pants :D

Hi. I like to pry into people's lives, so post your most embarrassing moments. I have a billion so here we go.

8th grade car wash:
Everyone was pretty much having a blast getting eachother wet. Of course, I was a pretty low-key person back then, so few people knew or even liked me. Anyway, I saw a few girls splashing eachother and being about two feet away, I thought "Hm... What the heck?". Being the ultra sly guy that I am, I got a handful of water, then threw it at her. :strut: She turned around and looked at me with utter disgust for what seemed like decades. My soul cried. :riiight: Oops, wrong smilie. :crying2:

More recent:
Girl: You're looking healthy today.
Me: Oh, thanks! *Chuckles a bit*
Girl: *Chuckles, too* What? You DO look healthy.
Me: Yeah, I know, heh. *Struggles to think of something to say* You look like a vampire. :chuckle:
Girl: ..... Oh, okay...

I've quite a lot more to tell, but I don't wanna..... POST YOURS NOW.

Well, some friends and myself went on a rampage to one of the elementary schools with kids from age 6 to 11. There we squirted them with waterguns and generally bothered them by asking for the capital of slovenia and so on. Anyway, being the ignorant bastard that I am, I did not recognize the son of the crown-prince of Norway for who he was, and squirted him down with my watergun. Yay, I squirted down royalty with my watergun.

Every day of my life, man. Every day.

When I was younger, a group of my friends and I would go on adventures down the sewer pipe. One time, there was a strange glowing figure at the end of one of the tunnels (we thought it was a ghost) so we ran in fear and got lost in people's poo. What's even embarrassing, when we found out it wasn't a ghost, just a filty E.T. I would put the :shame: smilie in here.

That time when I fell asleep on the subway and then I woke up and there was an unattractive woman sucking on my big toe.

one time got our dog to attack my sister but instead he got on her. If you catch what I mean then I'm not going any further.
another time I told someone that i look like Zabuza (from Naruto) running when both of his arms are broken. I tried to do that and ran into a car cause i was looking back at my friend.
even more i reprogrammed my dad's comupter to show a naked picture of Paris Hilton washing a car for his screensaver. Wrong way to get even.

Well, just yesterday, my insane Italian grandmother yelled out "JEEEEEZZZZEEEECA!!! JEEEEEZZZEEEECA!!" I thought she was burning the house down (because she's prone to doing really stupid things) so I run into the hallway... and I find her holding my underwear yelling "I WASH?! I WASH!?" I died inside. I told her to please, please put them back into the wash bin, but she insisted. ;_____;

I come back from singing lessons, and I find my underwear strewn all across the living room table, infront of my whole family. I was so angry and embarassed. She is so stupid sometimes. :rolleyes:

This one's from eigth grade but it still scars me :(

I was in history class and this girl sitting next to me dropped a piece of paper and it went to my other side so she asked me to pick it up for her, so I was like okay, and I leaned over to get the paper... and it was kinda far o_x But I didn't wanna get up or anything so I just leaned over some more and then my whole desk tipped over XD And her paper got all crumpled. Everyone stared!! And I was like *dies*

One time in a hotel in Canada, I slept walked down from my room and walked to the hotel lobby. There, apparently, I had laid my barely clothed self in the middle of the lobby. I woke by the cold hand of the recpetionist neing placed on my naked back, gently shaking me awake. I think she was asking if I was alright and something about me needing to go back to my room.

Of course, I didn't really respond and just turned over, sleeping again.

Eventually, I made it back in my room... but that scene must have been one of the strangest that recpetionist had ever experienced as a recpetionist to a hotel...

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Originally Posted by SomethingBig

More recent:
Girl: You're looking healthy today.
Me: Oh, thanks! *Chuckles a bit*
Girl: *Chuckles, too* What? You DO look healthy.
Me: Yeah, I know, heh. *Struggles to think of something to say* You look like a vampire. :chuckle:
Girl: ..... Oh, okay...

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Haha, wow. Smooth man, real smooth.

The only thing that I can really think of was a few years back in one of my old bands when we we were taking a quick break from practicing. So here we are, just chilling for a bit while we rest, so I climb up the ladder to the little balcony thing to lay down. After about five minutes, we decide to get some snacks and drinks. So I start climbing down the ladder, one of my boots get stuck on like the third rung from the top, and I just fall the whole way down. *THUD* Embarassing.

Dude, you made me think SB had came back. :( Way to revive a thread.

Honestly, I don't have any stories to tell. Man, that must mean that I'm boring. :(

This thread is older than my grandma.

...If my grandma was 13 months old.

Let's not revive year old threads, ok? Ok. :)