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GENIE JOKE
A man and a woman are crossing the desert. They find a lamp in the sand. The man rubs the lamp and nothing happens. Afterward, he feels a bit foolish.
Knock Knock
Whos there
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The Genie joke was a BAD idea. Very bad. :(
Crossing the desert just to find out that the lamp you were looking for was a fake is a serious let down. Gah :exdee:, what a crime.
The worst joke I've ever heard is this one...
>Knock Knock
>Who's There?
>Lettuce
>Lettuce Who?
>Lettuce in, it's cold outside.
I have fleas. This makes more sense than you.
What do you call a boomerang that don't come back?
A stick.
And there's only one knock-knock joke that's actually funny...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Bl... oh, no...
Micheal Jackson!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call 'im, he ain't comin' over.
I'm have to put this :D
What the woman says:
Hey, this house is a mess, you and me are gonna start cleaning now. And what are your pants doing on the floor? You’re gonna be without clothes tomorrow if we don’t do the laundry right now!
And what the man hears...
HEY blah blah blah blah YOU AND ME blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah blah blah blah WITHOUT CLOTHES blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!
im laughing my ass off because of yer signature, ZuZu.
Thanks radyk05. I love my signature :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by radyk05
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*OWA fight*
*the song starts and the battle commences. Ater a while, sephiroth uses super nova, nothing happens*
Director: crap, someone get a rock to throw at 'em!
*Yuffie finds a rock and throws it at the party, but misses and hits sephy in the head*
Sephy: ow!!
Singers: sephi-hahaha....sephir---hahaha......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
sephy: grrrr...
Director: sigh...cut....
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*Clouds Past*
*Cloud is rummaging through tifa's things, like usual...*
Cloud: i forget what i was supposed to find here...oh well...
*Cid comes out of nowhere and drops his cigarette*
Cloud: what the-?
Cid: uh oh....
*Cd and Cloud run off to find that Tifa's house caught on fire, and made the rest of Nbelheim go up in flames*
Cloud: *Back in Kalm* so thats what happened..
Director: CUT!!!
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*in bugenhagans lab*
Bugenhagan: now check out my apparatus..
Cloud: alright...
*Bugenhagen presses the button, but instead of the universe that pops up, a dirty picture comes up in its place*
Cloud: what the....Tifa?!?!?
Bugenhagen: aw shoot..
*Bugenhagen clicks it off and shoves them out of his house*
Bugenhagen: no vistors!!
Director: you idiot!! CUT!!
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Tseng and Sephiroth are in the room with murals in the Temple of the Ancients...
Tseng: "Sephiroth, what is this place?"
Sephiroth: "You mean you don't know either?"
Yea, where'd ya come up with that?Quote:
Originally Posted by ZuZu
How come you cant eat soup in the matrix?
Because there is no spoon!
Whats does a Texas tornado and a Tenessee divorce have in common?
Someon's gonna lose a trailer
I dont get them =/Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkey3
What hand do you wipe your ass with?
"... My right/Left"
EWWW i use toilet paper O.o
Someone brought a joke book into class today and we found the most random joke EVER!
Why do Elephants have spaces between their toes?
So they have a place to keep their library cards!
If anyone here understands this please help us.
Why are black people so good at basketball?
Because they practice.
What do you call a bucket thats red? A red bucket
What do you call a bucket thats blue? A red bucket in disguise.
Stupid jokes for stupid people. *dies laughing*
Some of these are dumb.
But some of them are really funny. xD
Doctor, Doctor - I keep seeing talking animals. Today, I saw a talking mouse, yesterday I saw a talking duck ... and I've even seen a talking pig!
I know what's wrong. You're having Disney Spells!