Anyone had a human slave?

Anyone had a human slave that tried to take over your body, but failed, and you now have to share it with them 50/50?

THAT'S HORRIBLE, but yes. :spin:

Nope. :)

Yes.

Wait, does it still count if they have a beard?

Hmmm, I'm not sure. Bearded slaves...

Yeah, he goes by the name of (SPOILER)Chris. :quarter:

:greenie:

Wait, I didn't tell you to do that! *Whips*

I've calculated, and it IS possible to have a slave with a beard that shares your body 50/50.

Is it possible to have one that loves Grace Jones?

Man, that's a tough one. I'll have to boil it over for a while...

Please don't tell me:

System Overload - Grace Jones... *Bang*

Nope. It's not possible.

I can't say I have.

Another de-lightful experience i haven't had.