~complete the sentence game~

I guess the title is rather self-explanatory, just complete the sentence that is posted above you, then provide your own sentence for the next person. You can have serious answers or funny ones, the funnier the better!

I'll start: I will never _________________

start a thread like this again.

This thread will be ___________

closed!!!!

How long will it _______

It seems all I get to close these days is word game threads.