If I had all the riches in the world...
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If I had all the riches in the world...
I'd eat at McDonald's.
If I had all the riches in the world, I would spend it until I didn't.
...I'd wonder what I did to get it all, and find ways to give it all back.
I would dress up as a woman and buy a racecar. But not necessarily in that order.
-the economy would collapse, and I'd visit the Starbucks next door to my mansion every morning.
I'd make edible tampons to eat with my edible bras and underwear
I'd buy and sell your ass.
... I'd be a wealthy man.
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...I'd wonder what the hell i did the other week to get all the cash
I'd buy an oven mit. :up:
~Keep it gooey~
...I'd trade it all for one more day with you.
.. I'd Burn it all!
Sorry buddy, already taken. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack
Build a cannon that fires money. That'd distract the enemy, so I could plant bananas in their underwear.