The Sloganizer *can be innapropriet if taken the wrong way*

I've seen more and more people with these slogans in their sigs. I entered some names and decided to see what came up.

Michael Jackson was a funny entry. Here's some examples.

«Michael Jackson for your kids!»
«Michael Jackson, your family will love you.»
«There's lots of fun in Michael Jackson.»
«Michael Jackson - You see this name, you think dirty.»
«Michael Jackson - a safe place in an unsafe world!»
«I lost weight with Michael Jackson.»
«Kick ass with Michael Jackson!»
«Nothing is faster than Michael Jackson.»
«Michael Jackson brings out the best.»
«Connect with Michael Jackson.»
«Michael Jackson - Xtending service.»
«Bigger. Better. Michael Jackson.»
«Naughty little Michael Jackson.»
«Can you feel Michael Jackson?»
«Michael Jackson extra dry.»
«You better get inside Michael Jackson.»
«Michael Jackson - be ready.»
«There's a bit of Michael Jackson in all of us.»
«Feel the magic of Michael Jackson.»
«Michael Jackson, i want it all.»
«It's not a dream. Michael Jackson is real!»
«Go farther with Michael Jackson.»

«Michael Jackson, whiter than the whitest!»

no comment

«Michael Jackson never sleeps.»
«I'd sleep with Michael Jackson.»
«Michael Jackson, in touch with tomorrow.»

And finally...

«Think. Feel. Michael Jackson.»
«Swing your Michael Jackson.»
«Michael Jackson - Just do it.»


So to give this a topic, have you ever found something on the internet that just made you laugh? I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Where are some good funny picture/video/prank websites without porn on them? I went to strangecosmos but it has some bad stuff on it.

*oh and mods, if you find offense in any of these, please take them down. I mean no harm... these can be taken the wrong way though.*

oh man I hope i don't get any of that stuff on my sloaganizer sig :eek:

:fplove: I love it. Anything with Micheal Jacson is funny, somehow... xD

EDIT: Haha! >D I just looked at my sig: "Micheal Jacson... My Anti-Drug"

Keywords: Yaoi Fanboys

I want more, I want Yaoi Fanboys
Yaoi Fanboys - once you have it, you love it.
The Yaoi Fanboys man
Yaoi Fanboys. We build smiles.
Make yourself at home with Yaoi Fanboys.
Live Yaoi Fanboys.
All you need is Yaoi Fanboys
Yaoi Fanboys lifestyle

Keywords: Agnosticism

And on the eighth day, god created Agnosticism. (OMG! This rawks!)
Oh my goddess, it's Agnosticism

Keyword: Leeza

Don't play with fire, play with Leeza.
Be young, have fun, taste Leeza. (I'm so getting banned for this)

Keyword: Ansem

Ansem for president.
Food or Ansem? I'll have Ansem.
The American Way of Ansem. (which is funny becasue America is busy killing people in Iraq, and I oppose it)

Keyword: Bishonen

Bishonen is better than chocolate.
Nobody does it like Bishonen.
Share moments, share Bishonen.

Keywords: George Bush

George Bush, better than sex. (Is murder really that exciting?)
George Bush - If you love George Bush (WTF?)

Word: Jihad

«Halleluja, it's a jihad.»
«Break through with jihad.»
«Have a break, have a jihad.»
«jihad for your kids!»
«There's only one true jihad!»
«jihad. Making people sucessful in a changing world.»
«jihad is what the world was waiting for.»

«jihad is a female force.» (ironic)

«Where the hell is jihad?»
«Go to heaven with jihad.»
«jihad for a better future.»

«The president buys jihad.»
(absolutely no comment...)
«Oh my gods, it's a jihad.»
«jihad is what the world was waiting for.»

«The American Way of jihad»
«Kick ass with jihad!»
«There's lots of fun in jihad.»

keyword: Death

«And on the eighth day, god created Death.»
«I believe in Death.»
«Death, stay in touch.»
«Death. Impossible is nothing.»
«Endless possibilities with Death.»

Keyword: Hellfire
«Hellfire - what more could you want?»
«I quit smoking with Hellfire.»
«Hellfire. We build smiles.»

toast forever
I wish i was a toast.
The toast look.
toast for your kids!
Let's toast!
toast is forever.
toast is our middle name.
Are you ready for toast?
With a name like toast, it has to be good.
There's only one thing in the world I want and that is toast.
toast never die.
toast, pure lust
toast makes dreams come true
Make the world a better place with toast.
Feel the magic of toast
toast is inspiration
Make yourself at home with toast
toast for president
God made toast
toast for me!
Think. Feel. toast.
Swing your toast
Go farther with toast
Be inspired by toast.
Everything is simple with toast
You better get your toast out
I want toast and I want it now.
Nothing is faster than toast.
toast, the clever way
For the love of toast.
toast - You see this name, you think dirty
And on the eighth day, god created toast.
The queen buys toast
toast is your safe place in an unsafe world!
toast - The Revolution
Oh my gods, it's a toast.
You're in good hands with toast
Everyone should believe in toast.
Jesus loves toast
The Queen of toast
You know when it's toast
toast is our middle name
toast is a never ending story
toast, whiter than the whitest!
toast, where success is at home
toast for president.
Heal the world with toast
it's not a dream, it's toast
The Spirit of toast
There is no life without toast
toast is what the world was waiting for
toast is my passion
toast - forget the rest.
toast - today and tomorrow
Pure toast. Pure Power
Always the real thing, always toast.
The president buys toast
toast - Yabba Dabba Duh!
toast, created by nature
toast? Yes please.
I'd sleep with toast.
Up, up and away with toast.
toast - If you love toast
toast is a female force.

My favs. are:

Swing your toast
Be inspired by toast.
toast - If you love toast
toast is a female force.
Pure toast. Pure Power
The president buys toast
I'd sleep with toast.
toast is what the world was waiting for
toast is my passion
toast, the clever way
toast - You see this name, you think dirty


~Keep it gooey~

>>> haha, those MJ quotes are funny..