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Now, as we all know, a Fantastic Four movie is comming out, right. A harmless summer movie, wouldn't you say? WRONG. It is a CONSPIRACY to turn our children HOMOSEXUAL!
Think about it:
A very flexible man
A woman you can't see
A large, strapping man know as "The Thing"
A man who is, literally, a flamer.
ONLY THE CHRISTIAN MEDIA CAN SAVE US FROM THIS ABOMINATION!!!
I'm gay, I'm posting in this thread.
If you're wondering, "If I made a thread that gay people post in, does that make me gay too?"
Let me assure you, yes... yes, indeed, it does. So you don't need to worry about Fantastic Four anymore.
Meh, it’s not as gay as Daredevil…
You're only gay because you saw F4 commercials. Don't worry my son, well get you to a church and have you cured THIS INSTANT!
can i still remain fabulous?
WHY OF COURTH
I was thinking what kind of comments Mr. Fantastic would get, then I realised what a dirty movie F4 is. :/
Johnny was hot. And not because he was on fire. ^.~
it's because he has good bone structure in his face.
He should be called Mr. Fabulous.
OH NO ITS WORKING
You're so SILLY.
*bats you with a handbag*
Wow, that is a nice handbag where'd you get it?
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OH NO!
Lets go down to the docks, we'll find you a yummy sailor boy and get all those problems sorted out.
uhh .... okay :(