What nonsense have you done to yourself?
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What nonsense have you done to yourself?
Nonsense done with self? Well that could be taken several ways.
Either way, HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO CUT YOUR NOSE WHILE SHAVING?
Choked on a cornflake.
My nose bleeds when I brush my teeth if I itch my nose only slightly. =/
Plunged my hand into the sink earlier and there was a knife sticking out. Smooth :cool:
I know someone who TRIPPED OVER A BUNNY RABBIT and fractured his arm so severly he had to have surgery. Wow.
Bunch of noobs. Ive done nothing wrong because I'm perfect
My hand slipped and it sliced the edge of my nose. It's still bleeding -_-
Im rather slow when it comes to jokes :(
I sliced my finger open trying to pry apart 2 frozen hamburger patties.
Man those things are a bitch to separate!
hey levian where's that picture of that guy trying to cut his nose off with scissors?
I stapled my own finger.
Also, cut some of my hair off once.Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
I got ketchup on my ear whilst eating a hot dog when I was a lot younger. don't ask how.
oh, and I crushed a glass in my hand. still have the scar on my finger.
I've sliced my knuckle open on the lid of a tuna can