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If I ordered a mail-order bride, i would have her UPS'ed to my doorstep.

Then I would open my package (literally) to find that my former bride is now a hot pancake. :(


~Keep it gooey~

Wouldn't that be ok? Seeing as you are toast and all

I'd fly her, but not First Class. Coach is fine for her. :)

i couldn't get a mail order bride........
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*eats toast off the floor* its the butter rule

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Originally Posted by boris no no

i couldn't get a mail order bride........
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*eats toast off the floor* its the butter rule

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LOL! :lol:

Naturally, I treat all my women like they are queens

A 90 yr old queen, or a 20 yr old?


~Keep it gooey~

At least buy her a plane ticket. Geeze.

Id stuff her in a small tube and drop her outta plane... Though. WITHOUT a parachute. :D

I'd get her to trade places with Leonardo DiCaprio and then I'd buy myself a plane ticket to his house, and since I'd bought him, there'd be nothing he could do about it :p! Haha, what a brilliant way around that answer :cool:

email.

The Highwind works well enough.

Go over to Aiyon, they've got a couple.