What if you found my body discarded beside train tracks?

Don't be shy, you KNOW you'd pick the first option ...

Um....Is this a poll? I don't see a poll.

Whatever the first option was.

EDIT: And I am an idiot!

Give it a minute. Hes still making the poll. Well probably.

edit:Rich white family all the way.

AND THERE IT IS

I wish you had included the option to resurrect you as a zombie in a voodoo ritual and command you to storm convenience stores.

I'll feed you to a poor mexican family. Meaning that I will eat you

I'd do all the searching in an attempt to take credit for the discovery of your body before the group of violent older kids did, but then make an anonymous phone call to the police reporting the location of your body so that no one gets credit.

I'd probably avoid it, as corpses generally smell rather bad.

Ignore.

What if I asked whats the point??

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Originally Posted by crash26821

What if I asked whats the point??

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You'd be laughed at for a fair number of reasons, my dear Crash.

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Originally Posted by Timmie

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Originally Posted by crash26821

What if I asked whats the point??

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You'd be laughed at for a fair number of reasons, my dear Crash.

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Im not perverted like much of you people. And Faster skating penguin is a guy there fore another reason...

I have a sneaking suspicion that we are not on the same page.

There should be a last option: all of the above. I'd pick it.

I'd do nasty things with your corpse