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Originally Posted by Yamaneko
X-Play sucks, what are you talking about? They do more stupid sketches than review games. And when they do review games, they try to sneak in sketches in there as well. The only good show on G4 isn't even produced my G4 and that's Judgement Day. They give straight-up reviews and no BS. G4 as a whole is a terrible medium to get news on video games. The shows are poorly produced and the personalities are actors for the most part.
Something Awful had a great write up on G4 that expressed my opinions towards Judgement Day perfectly.
"Think "X-Play hosted by a mongoloid and his comparatively normal friend" then think "change the channel" if your brain hasn't already gone into shock, permanently destroying your motor functions. Tommy Tallarico's review scores make absolutely no sense, but I'll attempt to explain them with this handy scoring chart.
Does the game have explosions?
If yes, add 3 points (out of ten)
If no, subtract 4
Are said explosions better looking than Halo 2's?
If no, subtract 6
If yes, subtract 1
Does the game contain farts, burps, pooping, or sexual innuendo?
If all of the above, add 10
If three of the above or less, subtract 3
How's the game play, story, and overall fun factor?
If excellent, add 1
If horrible, add 1 "
So yeah, I hate that show.