Amusing Song Titles

What artists have the most amusing song titles? I quite like those by Fall Out Boy and (although in a different kind of way) Five Iron Frenzy. Including...

Fall Out Boy
Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends
I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued
Parker Lewis Can't Lose (But I'm Gunna Give It My Best Shot)

Five Iron Frenzy
A Flowery Song
My Evil Plan to Save The World
Pre-Ex-Girlfriend
These Are Not My Pants

Do you know any good ones?

Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was A Lesbian

The Pillows - Super Trampoline School Kid.

Mr. Bungle

Squeeze Me Macaroni
My Ass Is On Fire
Waltz For Grandma's Sake
Me Meeshka Mow Skwoz

Mars Volta

Miranda That Ghost Just Isnt Holy Anymore
Take The Veil Cerpain Taxi

Slagsmålsklubben - I don't miss you Rävbur

RHCP - Yurtle the Turtle and Catholic School Girls Rule.

Grace Jones
Love On Top of Love/ Killer Kiss

My Chemical Romance - Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us
My Chemical Romance - Do You Know They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison?
My Chemical Romance - Demolition Lovers (It's not so much amusing, but an awesome title, which suits a beautiful song that ends a great album.)
Avenue Q - Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
Schoolyard Heroes - Serial Killers Know How To Party
Schoolyard Heroes - Michael Dudakoff - American Ninja
Tori Amos - She's Your Cocaine
Utada Hikaru - You Make Me Wanna Be A Man
Brand New - Guernica (Like Demolition Lovers, not so much amusing as a freaking awesome name for a song)
The Dresden Dolls - Girl Anachronism (Ditto, awesome name for a song)

Bloodhound Gang -
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
Evils Of Placenta Hustling
Earlameyer The Butt Pirate

The White Album (The Beatles)

15) Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
16) I Will

Any song by Tenacious D.

Something Corporate's "I Kissed a Drunk Girl"

Bad Religion's "I Love My Computer"

Bob the Builder- The Bob the builder theme song.

I think the j-rock artists will have to take teh cake on this one.

Gold Frapp- Hairy Trees
Plastic Tree- Trance Orange
The Dandy Warhols - Everyone is Totally Insane, Did You Make a Song with Otis, Love is the New Feel Awful, Colder than the Coldest Winter was Cold
Nada Surf- Your Legs Grow
Snow Patrol- Wow!
System of a Down- Spiders, This Cocaine Makes me Feel Like I'm on this Song, Question!,
Hawthorn Heights - Ohio is for Lovers
Phantom of the Paradise - The Hell of it
Tori Amos- Sleeps with Butterflies
Brendan Benson- Spit it Out
Duran Duran- Wild Boys
best of winter- my kiss and tell valentine
Burritos to Go
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy- Some Things
x-japan- Silent Jealousy, Crucify my Love,
The Cure- Friday I'm in Love
First Born Unicorn- Sex Drugs and My Beat Machine
RHCP- Californication (this one almost always amuses me xD)
Philosophy in a Teacup, Gunpowder Tea
The Black Mages - Blue Blast, Winning the Rainbow
KOMPRESSOR- KOMPRESOR DOES NOT DANCE
Yoko Kanno- ABC Mouse Parade
and that takes us through about enough for now.