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* RSL (RSL@66A235DC.F3D6ECBB.956BAC51.IP) has joined #e0ff
* Cbc sets mode: +aohv RSL RSL RSL RSL
rubah> Hi RSL!
rubah> Welcome to Foa's Pocket :}
RSL> Glad to be here!
foa> :)
Cbc> where the chan modes reflect your name if you stare hard enough
rubah> the finest porn school in Mexico for girls and boys of secondary school ages
foa> Porn school?!
foa> What the hell?
rubah> xD
RSL> where do I sign up
rubah> right here, monsieur
rubah> Who are you enrolling?
rubah> *senor
RSL> myself of course
rubah> Si, si
rubah> What is your full name, senor?
rubah> Your age and last grade completed?
RSL> Doug. 18. 3rd grade.
rubah> Well, Doug., we will enroll you in "Servicing Ladies and Gentlemen I"
rubah> and English I
* Cbc sets mode: +e Doug!18@3rd.grade
Cbc> enrolled
RSL> Do I have to service gentlemen?
rubah> and algebra and beginning art, since you need your full core classes
rubah> Yes.
rubah> You'll practice on live models
RSL> Oh count me out then.
RSL> I am sorry that I wasted your time.
rubah> :O
rubah> You're already enrolled
rubah> You'll have to take the class now:O
rubah> You can't get a refund!
foa> xD
foa> Alright, Doug.
foa> Are you ready to begin?
rubah> Senora (honor, not marriage~) Foa teaches several extracirricular courses
rubah> Students will be expected to attend these
foa> First lesson is what I learned from my stint as Mistress of the Western Tower at Tastey Whores Inc.
foa> Everyone, please partner up, and take out your ballgags.
foa> *ahem*
foa> Rubah, who did you choose as your partner?
rubah> I chose Cibie
foa> Alright, Sexy.
foa> Rubah.
Cbc> huh what
foa> Who wants to go first?
rubah> cibie does
Cbc> wtf
Cbc> DO I NOT HAVE ANY SAY IN THIS?
rubah> No.
rubah> do you not want to service me? :(
Cbc> It depends on where I have to stick my hands
* Reles (Reles@eyesonff-A2271492.ras10.kstop.alerondial.net) has joined #e0ff
* Cbc sets mode: +aohv Reles Reles Reles Reles
Cbc> speaking of overly hot individuals
Cbc> here's Reles
Reles> o.o
Cbc> Reles can take my place with you, rubie
foa> Alright.
foa> Now Sexy, please stand very still.
Cbc> o.O'
foa> Rubah, hold your ball gag in both hands, with the ball hanging in the middle.
rubah> I thought R was doing it with cibie now:(
foa> Sexy, please open your mouth as wide as possible.
foa> WHO IS THE INSTRUCTOR?
rubah> OKAY
rubah> !
* foa cracks bullwhip
* rubah holds the ball gag!
Cbc> whoa
Cbc> no
Cbc> I said Reles was taking my place
foa> Rubah, place the ball in Sexy's mouth.
Reles> >.>
* rubah places the ball in cibie's mouth!
* foa lashes SeebySee!
* Reles begins to walk slowly out of mexico
foa> Quiet!
* Cbc gagged+whipped
* Cbc falls to the ground, crying
foa> Now, latch the straps.
rubah> do I fasten it?
foa> Yes.
* rubah latches straps
foa> Sexy, please stand up and turn your back to the class.
* Cbc crawls into fetal position
foa> STAND, WORM
rubah> foa, should I kick him? or will you use your whip? :O
* rubah confused;_;
foa> You just sit tight, lady.
foa> The class needs to see how this works.
rubah> Okay.
* rubah sits rly tite.
* foa drags Sexy into a standing position
foa> Now class.
foa> Do you see how the straps are latched very tightly?
foa> Can anyone tell me why this is?
* foa cracks whip at Reles
foa> You!
Reles> !
foa> Why do we latch the straps so tightly on the ballgag!
Reles> o.o
* Cbc whimpers
* rubah patpats cibie when foa is looking
foa> Is?
foa> xD
* Reles holds R.
rubah> yes:O
rubah> you'll see anyways
* Reles shivers
foa> Ladies and gentleman.
foa> Class cannot proceed unless you answer.
* Reles answers
* Reles is now known as Reles|Away
rubah> is it so it won't come out, Mistress Foa?
foa> Excellent work, Reles! We latch the ballgag tightly so that the subs jaws are permanently opened, preventing normal breathing and adding to erotic asphyxiation.
* rubah fails ;_;
foa> Reles, see me after class and I'll give you the password.
foa> Now, rubah, please remove Sexy's ballgag.
* rubah unlatches cibie
(Here my power went out, so rubah gave me the log from here until I rejoined)
foa> Sexy.
Cbc> OH GOD
foa> How do you feel?
Krel> Helo Seeby ^_~
foa> Don't make me ask twice. >:
rubah> hey cibie!
rubah> you should practice on krel:O
foa> Rubah? Are you speaking out of turn?
Krel> what now? :O
rubah> No ma'am:OOOOOoo
foa> Yes you were!
rubah> yes;_;
rubah> I lied
foa> But you do bring up a good point.
foa> Krel, please approach the front of the room.
* Krel approaches the front of the room
foa> Sexy.
foa> Please take out your Gimp mask.
Krel> Helo front of room~
* Krel takes out gimp mask
foa> Rubah, you may return to your seat.
* rubah waves to krel and sits
foa> Nono, Krel. You leave your gimp mask.
foa> SeebySee is to take his out.
* Krel leaves gimp mask
foa> SEXY
foa> PAY ATTENTION
* foa whipcrack!
* rubah goes to take an erotic shower
* rubah is now known as Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway]
* Cbc (~AllIsLeft@eyesonff-64DE1E6E.wa.bigpond.net.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
foa> Well.
foa> Perhaps that was a teensy bit too much for a first lesson.
(And I get back now)
* Now talking in #e0ff
* Fenchurch[mysteriouslyaway] sets mode: +a Cbc
* Bonejangles sets mode: +ohv Cbc Cbc Cbc
Cbc> ;[
Cbc> power went out
Cbc> right when foa asked me something
foa> That's okay, I was just going to make you put a gimp mask on Krel.
* Kirjava-gone is now known as Kirjava
Cbc> enlighten me more
foa> I asked krel to come to the front of the room.
foa> Then told you to get your gimp mask out.
foa> rubah went to take a shower and everyone was GONE
foa> I'm a BAD TEACHER ;_;
Cbc> :(
Krel> *patpat*
* foa whips, half heartedly
