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I was strolling around campus, as you do, admiring all the clubs and societies and staring at the vikings (there are vikings there but they seem kinda boring as they weren't pillaging or raping anything) when suddenly a guy hands me a bible and I didn't mean to accept it but I was distracted by, as I said, vikings. (I think it was all a fiendish ploy to distract me and then nail me with religion)

I am an atheist and I don't want this bible. But I can't throw it away because that's disrespectful and stuff. If I wanted to show Christians disrespect I'd hurl rocks at them and then maybe burn a church or two down as part of a grand finale. So what do I do with it?

EDIT: Oh and I think vikings might be my weak point so does anyone have any tips on how not to be distracted by vikings? Thanks.

sell it on ebay

the gideons put a bible in my room. that annoyed me.

Who'd BUY a bible when there are people giving them out for free?

Put it on your bookshelf. pfft I win.

Whoa. Your in a heavy situation...

give it to some random bloke in the street.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Who'd BUY a bible when there are people giving them out for free?

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Then... put it up for sale and then buy it yourself and then sell it again and then spend days looking for it and then give it up.

Read it, it might be kind of interesting. It might even be funny.

Give it to a mate that has a religious background...

Blinders, Psy, blinders. If they're good enough for a horse, they're good enough for you. :)

keep walking past them and getting more. then build a giant bible fortress.

Recycle it. Its what God would want

Hence why I claim he should give it to a friend who is religious...

Damn the Gideons. :( I want to catch one with Bill Hicks.

Wear your anti-viking helmet!