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Walker Texas Ranger Theme Song
In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,
When you're in Texas, look behind you,
'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.
I HATE this song :nonono:
A lot of country songs have horrible, cheesy lyrics. Example: Everything Toby Keith has ever done ever. I hate that guy.
I hear ya there. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
For example:
Tracy Byrd ---- "Drinkin' Bone"
Well it's Friday evenin' six o'clock
And all my friends are twistin' off
I'm at the house just turnin' on T.V.
And they all wonder why I've changed
How many times must I explain
It's basic honky tonk anatomy
The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone
Hey two plus two is always four
And down is south and up is north
Thirty-two degrees is freezing cold and,
You play with fire you wind up burned
The early-bird gets the worm
But the only thing you really need to know
Is...
The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone
Hey sing it with me
Let's make sure you know....
The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected tot he stayin' out all ngiht long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected the the....
The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone
The party bone's connected to the stayin' out all night long
And she won't think it's funny
And I'll wind up all alone
And the lonely bone's connected to the drinkin' bone
Amazed by Lonestar, anyone?Quote:
Originally Posted by Hsu
^that's it
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Andy Griggs - If Heaven
If heaven was an Hour, it would be twilight
When the fireflies start their dancin' on the lawn
And supper's on the stove, and mama's laughin'
And everybody’s working day is done
If heaven was a town, it would be my town
Oh - on a summer day in 1985
And everything I wanted was out there waitin'
And everyone I loved was still alive
Chorus:
Don’t cry a tear for me now, baby
There comes a time we all must say goodbye
And if that’s what heaven's made of
You know I, I ain’t afraid to die
If heaven was a pie, it would be cherry
So cool and sweet, and heavy on the tongue
And just one bite would satisfy your hunger
And there’d always be enough for everyone
If heaven was a train, it sure would be a fast one
That could take this weary traveler 'round the bend
If heaven was a tear, it'd be my last one
And you’d be in my arms again
Chorus:
Don’t cry a tear for me now, baby
There comes a time we all must say goodbye
And if that’s what heaven's made of
You know I, I ain’t afraid to die
Yea, if that’s what heaven's made of
You know I, I ain’t afraid to die.
Hollaback Girl is a close runner up. No need to post the lyrics, as we've all heard it eleventy billion times already.
Should I consider myself lucky to have never heard it before?Quote:
Originally Posted by Flamethrower
Yes, you are lucky. Let me try to paint you a picture.
Throughtout the song, Gwen Stefani tries to establish herself as a badass who doesn't take crap from anybody. She shows this by saying "" a bunch of times, cuz any hip-hop-pop star who says
"So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers"
Hardcore to the maxxx. Then towards the end of the song, for no apparent reason, she starts singing about how "this
....Come to think of it, the lyrics to the song arn't so much corny as much as they are retarded.
[img]http://home.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif[/img] And it's extra sad because she's like, 28-30. She used to be a good writer too...Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamethrowerYes, you are lucky. Let me try to paint you a picture.
Throughtout the song, Gwen Stefani tries to establish herself as a badass who doesn't take crap from anybody. She shows this by saying "
"So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers"
Hardcore to the maxxx. Then towards the end of the song, for no apparent reason, she starts singing about how "this
....Come to think of it, the lyrics to the song arn't so much corny as much as they are retarded.
Sadly, Gwen Stefani turned 36 a few days ago.
Anyway, what was that one song by Nelly about taking off all your clothes? Does he write his own lyrics? I mean, I've always preferred bands that write their own stuff, but if you can't do it don't force it
Nickelback have got to be the worst lyric writers in christendom. If you can stomache listening to one of their songs, and actually listen to the words, it's a complete load.
For the amusement of the court, exhibit A:
Ick. Now to exhibit B:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickelback, Feelin' Way Too Damn Good
Ah, no, please, no more!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickelback, Another Rubbish Song
You guys are MEAN I LIKE TOBY KEITH
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HURRRRQuote:
Originally Posted by Flop
SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES
I AM GETTIN SO HOT I WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF
Yeah, that song is stupid.
Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap
YO! It’s the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:
Chorus:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO
Lyrics, fill in the gap -- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power -- Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner -- You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four -- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:
Chorus
Villians, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip -- Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in -- You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong -- Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold.
I don't even think the Turtles liked this song.
:cry: