Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.


Anyone else know any really bad jokes?

The only silly joke that's not insanely overused that I know if is: How many Mormons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(SPOILER)One husband and 5 wives to tell him how to do it!

Why did the pig have ink all over its face?
(SPOILER)Because it just came out of the pig PEN! Hoohohoho!

whats a mormon?

EDIT: ignore this question. :D

Nod's a bad joke. :love:

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Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Nod's a bad joke. :love:

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*hits* i will defend your good name Nod!
erm
MY DOGS GOT NO NOSE
HOW DOES IT SMELL?
TERRIBLE


OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO

What did the Mommie Buffalo say to her kid as he left for school?
Bison!

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Originally Posted by Parvus Edea

What did the Mommie Buffalo say to her kid as he left for school?
Bison!

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Oh my god, that one is so cute! :D

She stole that out of a usernote I left for Kickhim. :mad2:

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Originally Posted by Kyono

She stole that out of a usernote I left for Kickhim. :mad2:

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Ummm... No I didn't.... Never read Kickhim's usernotes.... My aunt found it on a website and told me about it.....

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Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Nod's a bad joke. :love:

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No, im a very good joke :D

Whats Yellow and smells like green paint?

(SPOILER)Yellow paint!

:D

What's brown and sticky?
(SPOILER)A stick!

Why wouldn't any of the Kennedys make good boxers?

None of them can take a shot to the head!

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Originally Posted by boris no no

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Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Nod's a bad joke. :love:

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*hits* i will defend your good name Nod!
erm
MY DOGS GOT NO NOSE
HOW DOES IT SMELL?
TERRIBLE


OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO

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what?!?!?!?! lol

Whats white, black and red all over?
(SPOILER)A sunburnt penguin :love:

Knock, Knock

Who there?

I dont know if theres a punch line to this joke, but your mother's a whore