What would a stupid criminal do during a crime? Also, what shouldn't you say to a cop?
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What would a stupid criminal do during a crime? Also, what shouldn't you say to a cop?
Break the law for crap that isn't even worth breaking the law for.
Hall of Fame
Where the best ones go.
1. Setting your gun on a counter and having someone else take it (ShlupQuack)
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A classic stupid thing would be for a criminal to plan a steal on a high class jewelery store......He holds everyone up grabs the jewels and dashes for the door he pulls it.....OH CRAP I'M LOCKED IN!!! after 10 mins of tugging the door he gives up and slides to the ground in disbelief..................upon being arrested the criminal says "DAMN IT I OVERLOOKED THE AIR TIGHT SECURITY DOORS THAT LOCK UP" "
"air tight security doors" laughs the cop "maybe if you tried PUSHING the door" and so the criminal is defeated by his own stupidity...... now thats stupid lol :p
"may God help me do this right" XD
Never tell a cop that his butt looks big in that.
Rob Tesco thinking there would be anything worth stealing
Attempt to rob a bank.
The chances of them succeeding are miniscule at best.
Check out www.darwinawards.com, they have some hilarious stuff. One story I remember is about some schmuck kid, like 15 or 16 I think, that decided that he could strip naked, lather himself up in Crisco, and crawl through the ventilation shaft of a convenience store. Unfortunately for him, his hips got stuck on the way down the ceiling vent, and the owner found him when he opened the store the next morning, naked, covered in grease, half stuck in the ceiling vent.
commit the crime
duh!
leave his wallet containing a birth certificate, credit cards, a signed photgraph of himself and adress...HE WILL LEAVE POLICE BAFFLED!
I watched a reality tv star get arrested at the hotel I work in, and they dragged him out in cuffs screaming " Don't you know who I am??"
It was hilarious......
"Is that a gun in your pants, or are you just going to arrest and prosecute me for armed robbery, multiple homicide and possession of drugs? :joey:"
i tell you one thing a pope should never say in his first speech as pope
"i would like to thank my wife and four wonderful children"
HeeHeeHee :D
Judging by the way Churches are changing at the moment, that's probably not going to be considered a sin in the near future. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by CaZ!
Murder somebody then bury there body next to a police station