so

so women.
cant live with them
Cant have hetero-sex without them

I agree

Srsly, man, I feel you.

If all men were incapable of living with women then then the member roster of EoFF would most likely billionouple. (the equivalent of increasing times a billion..)

Conclusively,

I love cake.

wrenches: who needs 'em?

I don't seem to understand this topic.

and people wonder why we drink.

No, it is possible. It just takes a good imagination.

And an inflatable couch of some description.

yeah

is masturbation counted as homosexual sex?

Somebody watches 3rd Rock.

pffffffft
there are no girls on the internet
everyone knows that

Women are only good for boobies but fat men have boobies too only their problem is that they smell funny and will eat all your food. :(

so men.
can't have yaoi pairings without them.

Ack.