Pathetic Pleas for Attention on the Internet

I SPRAINED MY ANKLE AND IT HURTS AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS CRAP GIVE ME SYMPATHY AND POSSIBLY SEXUAL FAVORS TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

my girlfriend dumped me on msn
MY INTERNET IS LAGGING
i got a pop up that made my eyes sore

oh you want ME to give YOU attention kk

I like where this is going.

Yes, Neel, I have sprained my ankle before. This is an excellent topic of discussion you have presented! Which, of course, would be whether or not you've had any serious injuries before. I reiterated it, just in case someone didn't pick it up out of your first post.

Well, I am as right as rain. And rain isn't right, so I don't know where the hell that came from...
Oh Alive-Man:rolleyes2

...Whoa Hsu. xD I've never had any serious injuries in my whole life before! ^_^....erm, but I do slit my wrists now and then because my family hates me and the guy I have a crush on is going out with the school slit and I'm failing all my classes and oh random internet person let's have an online relationship?

I got into a fight once and broke my own hand. Man, I'm a wimp.

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Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

I SPRAINED MY ANKLE AND IT HURTS AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH THIS CRAP GIVE ME SYMPATHY AND POSSIBLY SEXUAL FAVORS TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

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OK, dude, you're only getting sympathy from me.
Unless... no, no, NO! Just sympathy!

i felt pain once, it was unpleasant, please pity me

I'll give Neel sympathy in exchange for sexual favors.

I am as right as Mary poppins, and seen as I'm from England, that all fits!
BY GOLLY, OLD CHAP! WHO'S THE FELLOW ON THE ROOF? SIR ARCHER YOU SAY? BY GOLLY SHE'S GOT IT!

I gave neel sexual favours but he was so emo it wasn't enjoyable :cry:

This is kinda sad, but hey... it's a way of getting attention... o_O

That's it. I'm leaving EoFF forever.

sprained ankles hurt like hell and are a pain in the ass. I'm sorry man.