Monkey's Paw

If you had a Monkey's Paw to wish with, would you use it? What 3 (because in the story, it's only 3 wishes, not 5) wishes would you wish if you decided to use it? xD

I'm expecting funny answers.

I'd wish that the monkey's paw would spank me. Hard.

to find my boy <---1
to be rich <--- 2
to have friends <---3

this is what all people need xD

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

I'd wish that the monkey's paw would spank me. Hard.

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http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...onkeyspank.gif

1) Lots of monies.
2) Lots of happies.
3) Lots of candies.

Well I would wish I had infinite wishes but I take it thats not allowed so Id wish to have everything exactly how I want it. Thats only one wish and it gets me everything I want! :bigbiggri

I would wish for all those never ending things.
A wallet that never runs out of money, a bottle that never runs out of drink...
and..well I'd probably save the last wish for the future.

i would wish for something funny to say

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Originally Posted by Rye

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...onkeyspank.gif

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Love that site! :love:

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, -- AND -- I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

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Originally Posted by Perola

to find my boy <---1
to be rich <--- 2

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3) Better health! :cry:

ill be odd

1. Eternal life with eternal youth.
2. Eternal life with eternal youth for whoebver becomes by signifiacnat other
3. An eternal utopia on earth.

You guys are forgetting the catch to it. Whatever you wish for may not come the way you wish. Usually it will cause strife to someone close to you. In a way the wishes are zero-sum. To grant your wish they take something from someone else. Like in the story they wished for money, and they got some. Yet their son died in a facotry accident and they got compensation for it. Or something like that...*last time he read it was in grade 8*

um world peace or something

did you just read that in english class too?