This thread is here to save you all the time.

Member: Bring back EotW!
Staffer: No.
Member: But I want to read a thread that was in it. :(
Staffer: Tough cookies.
Member: :cry:
Staffer: Oh, fine. If you're that desperate, let me know which one it was and I'll send you a text-copy. That's as good as you're gonna get.
Member: *spams*
Staffer: *closes*

note that BoB is volunteering to create downloadable versions of threads, and not the rest of us.