"Super" powers!

What's your not so super "super power"?

To give an example if you're confused, my friend has decided that I have the power to make a conversation out of almost any English word said, because she noticed how she'd just say one word, and I'd start a whole conversation from it. I never even noticed that until she mentioned it, but it makes sense.

I can burp really loud and break a bus.

I have a certain power to make people happy. At least for the time being.
My friend aknowledged this a while a go. Doesn't hurt a bit to have such "super" power :)

Staying up late and oversleeping.

my only power is staying out of the way when nuclear testing is around.

dont telll anyone but :shifty:
i have a secret...

Sugar
Spice
and everything nice
These were the ingredients to make the perfect little Gunblade
But Proffessor Philly accidently added an extra ingredient to the concussion
Pop rocks and Soda!
**BOOM**
Thus the Gunblademaster was born!
Using his superhuman powers he united and agreed to fight the forces of spammers!
*DAN DAN DA DA DA DAAAAAA DA! DU DUN DU DUN DA DA DA DUN*

When I talk to a girl on the phone, I can always get them to stay on longer than they had planned. They'll say they have to go, and twenty minutes later I'll still be talking to them.

I can whislte loud enough to cause headaches, and snap loud enough to make people jump

my not so super power is downloading hentai for no reason.

I make being a nerd seem cool

Cool guys don't get dates >_>

I lack so much wit that I find it to be super. Yes.

making a situation LESS comfortable.

My powers generally consist of cheering up people when their down, giving help when others need it, and being able to weave jokes out of almost anything...hey, i wasnt called "The Insult King" at High School for nothing :cool:

Not complaining. Its lame, but its all I got. :p

I'm impervious to warm weather.

Cold weather, however, is a completely different story.